- Nadia: [after deciding to have sex with Coyote] Let's do this in the back of my car. There's more room.
- Sol Bergstein: So we're just going to smile and pretend everything's okay?
- Robert Hanson: Yes. It kept my marriage together for 40 years, it can keep us together for one lunch.
- Allison: You can't go!
- Nwabudike Bergstein: Yeah, what if I put my finger in her head again? What if she's allergic to peanuts but she can't tell us? We clearly don't know what we're doing.
- Frankie Bergstein: Here's a secret: nobody does. Except for whoever raised Regis Philbin.