- Amanda's Dad: The Craig I knew is not fit to be responsible for any living thing, including and especially himself. One time I watched him drink an entire jar of marinara sauce for dinner. Amanda. He opened up a new jar of marinara sauce and then he drank it like it was a thing that normal people do. It was unholy. And then I asked him what the hell he was doing, and he said, and I quote, "It's basically a smoothie, bro."
- Amanda: I mean technically... he's not wrong?
- Amanda's Dad: Hey Rob.
- Robert: Don't call me that.
- Amanda's Dad: Okay! Hi, Robert.
- Robert: Don't call me that either.
- Amanda's Dad: Um, okay... hey... buddy...
- Craig Cahn: What are you up to?
- Robert: Thinking. This is my Thinking Bench. I have to get a solid two to three hours of brooding in per day. Filling quotas.