- Alan Poole McLard: You're obviously a huge fan of Alice in Chains.
- Stanley Eisen: No, I'm not.
- Alan Poole McLard: You answered my posting on an Alice in Chains fan board.
- Stanley Eisen: I was only on there to be ironic. It's ironic.
- Alan Poole McLard: Oh.
- Stanley Eisen: You obviously don't get irony.
- Alan Poole McLard: How did you first hear of the band Alice?
- Unta Gleeben Glabben Globben Globin: They had one song that denied their maker.
- Alan Poole McLard: Do you mean "Man in the Box"?
- Unta Gleeben Glabben Globben Globin: I do.
- Donnie 'Skeeter' Dollarhide Jr.: I wouldn't say that I was introduced to the sound of Alice in Chains. I would say that... that Jerry Cantrell fella has been introduced to me. Let's say about 75% of the material from that band is from me. About 1985 he was at every one of my shows, that kid followed me around all summer.
- Alan Poole McLard: So Jerry Cantrell followed you around?
- Donnie 'Skeeter' Dollarhide Jr.: That's right. I'm a big influence in his. You know that song "Man in the Box"?
- Alan Poole McLard: Yeah.
- Donnie 'Skeeter' Dollarhide Jr.: That was about me, you know, being on some hard times.
- Alan Poole McLard: You wrote "Man in the Box"?
- Donnie 'Skeeter' Dollarhide Jr.: It was called "Man in Hock". "I'm the man in hock. I had to sell my shit."
- Alan Poole McLard: The new record... first of all, the title, "The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here". What's that mean to you?
- Donnie 'Skeeter' Dollarhide Jr.: Well, that's just a fact. The Earth is only six thousand years old.
- Alan Poole McLard: Seriously?
- Donnie 'Skeeter' Dollarhide Jr.: The devil put the dinosaurs here to fool ya.
- Donnie 'Skeeter' Dollarhide Jr.: Shit, I just fucking remember, it's his fucking birthday!
- Alan Poole McLard: Whose?
- Donnie 'Skeeter' Dollarhide Jr.: Man here. You've seen that movie with Richard Harris, right? "A Man Called Horse"?
- Alan Poole McLard: Yes.
- Donnie 'Skeeter' Dollarhide Jr.: Well, this is a horse called Man. I was gonna have a little birthday party for him.
- Alan Poole McLard: We can't sing Happy Birthday.
- Donnie 'Skeeter' Dollarhide Jr.: Oh, we're gonna sing Happy Birthday.
- Alan Poole McLard: I don't have clearance, it's a copyrighted song and it's very expensive to use it.
- Donnie 'Skeeter' Dollarhide Jr.: You think I'm worried about copyrights? Shit, people been ripping me off for years! Let's sing it, Goddammit!
- [starts singing Happy Birthday]
- Stanley Eisen: I was in a band back in the day.
- Alan Poole McLard: Oh, yeah? What was the band?
- Stanley Eisen: The band was Back In The Day. I was in a band, Back In The Day. The name of the band was Back In The Day.
- Alan Poole McLard: What is your band?
- Unta Gleeben Glabben Globben Globin: Necrobotica.
- Alan Poole McLard: And what kind of music do you play?
- Unta Gleeben Glabben Globben Globin: We vomit.
- Alan Poole McLard: You vomit?
- Unta's mom: Randy?
- Unta Gleeben Glabben Globben Globin: Oh mom, fuck!
- Unta's mom: Take out the trash!
- Donnie 'Skeeter' Dollarhide Jr.: People write about what they wanna write about, you know? I like to sing about America, about God, country, you know... I like to sing about my grandma going to jail. You know, things that mean something to me.
- Nesta Cleveland: We only sing righteous music. We only sing about the ocean, the sky, the fruit on the tree. The natural theme, you know? Music should uplift the people.
- Duff McKagan: If it wasn't for Alice, probably there wouldn't be Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, maybe Nine Inch Nails... You know, Alice Cooper invented himself in 1969 in Detroit, and he's still going strong to this day.
- Alan Poole McLard: We're talking about Alice in Chains, not Alice Cooper.
- Duff McKagan: You're talking about who?