Himself - Host: [calming down the audience] Hey, we're at a show! I know, it's exciting. But before we get to all that, I just have to say, you know what, I play Texas a lot. Spend a lot of time down there, I love it down there. So, they're having a hurricane, so our thoughts are with them. Hurricane Harvey has already wreaked a lot of havoc there. Trump came... came out with a very strong statement condemning the violence on both sides.
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Himself - Host: You know, this is... this is Trump's first natural disaster. The others, he all caused himself, and...
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Himself - Host: Uh... he has a message for the people of Texas in their time of need. He stands ready to tweet if he gets any shitty coverage.