- Jimmy Fitzsimmons: [Jimmy grunts as he crushes ants with one of his crutches] I am Ant-ius and I am fickle god! Sucker!
- Bill Murphy: [Bill bikes over to the Fitzsimmons house] Hey, Jimmy.
- Jimmy Fitzsimmons: Well. if isn't Bill, the compassionate pussy. Have you come to...
- [mockingly]
- Jimmy Fitzsimmons: save someone's life?
- Bill Murphy: Look, Jimmy, sorry for the whole hockey stick thing. And if you want to beat me up, go ahead.
- Jimmy Fitzsimmons: [Jimmy walks over and almost hits Bill, but puts his crutch down as Bill says flinches, then Jimmy laughs] . Made you flinch you freckled fairy.
- Bill Murphy: [laughs nervously] That's a good one Jimmy.
- Jimmy Fitzsimmons: Thanks, I thought of it in the hospital. You didn't have to take me to the emergency room like that, but you did.
- Bill Murphy: You would have done the same if it was me.
- Jimmy Fitzsimmons: No. I would let you die in the street. Then I'd move you're body so it looked like you were blowing yourself. And I'd sell tickets to anyone who wanted to see a dead kid blowing himself. You and me are okay now, Murphy. Just don't piss me off again.
- Bill Murphy: I won't, I swear. Thanks, Jimmy, I'll see you around.
- Bridget Fitzsimmons: [Bridget opens the door] Who's that?
- [about Bill]
- Bridget Fitzsimmons: .
- Jimmy Fitzsimmons: That's the dickweed that took me to the doctor.
- Bridget Fitzsimmons: Thanks for saving my brother.
- Bill Murphy: [Bill blushes] You're welcome.
- Jimmy Fitzsimmons: [to Bill] What are you smiling at?
- Bob Pogo: [Bob pulls up his car to meet with Frank, with Rosie, Red & Carl in the back of Bob's car] Gentlemen, make no mistake, we are about to commit a serious crime. And to quote Benjamin Franklin "We must all hang together or, most assuredly we shall hang separately."
- Frank Murphy: Thanks, Bob.
- Bob Pogo: Having said that, my brother-in-law Stan is an alderman, and if this thing goes south, I'll have the ability to make a deal faster than all of you.
- Red: [to Bob] Not if I gut you like a deer first.
- Frank Murphy: Okay. Let's go over the plan to get rid of Scoop one more time. It is now exactly 11:13.
- Bob Pogo: The flight for Duluth leaves at 3:57.
- Frank Murphy: I'll be there doing my snack run no later than 3:10.
- Rosie: [Cuts to the airport] We'll take care of Scoop.
- [Off-screen]
- Red: [Phineas goes by the airport to drop off elephant tranquiller] Our union contact will meet you will the means to neutralize him.
- [Off-screen]
- Rosie: Once gets the stuff to me, I'm going to put it in a proper hands.
- [Marks the suitcase with an x]
- Carl: We'll mix a little cocktail for Scoop and make the handoff.
- [Carl and Red mixes the tranquillizer in a water bottle, before handing it to Pogo]
- Carl: .
- Bob Pogo: [On his scooter Bob picks up the bottle from Carl] And I've got the hardest job of all.
- [Pogo grunts as he gets off his scooter]
- Bob Pogo: Steady.
- [Then he walks to Scoop Dunbarton. Scoop is humming and writing 'Nice Smelling Ugly Fucker' on the wall]
- Bob Pogo: Here's the coffee you wanted.
- Scoop Dunbarton: I didn't ask for no bean juice. Now, give me that bean juice!
- [Scoop swipes to bottle away from Bob Pogo and drinks it instantly]
- Roger Dunbarton: MURPHY?
- Frank Murphy: Ah shit!
- Roger Dunbarton: You accidental ejaculations thought you could get rid of "MY" nephew by stashing him on a plane? He's a Dunbarton! Your genetic superior!
- Scoop Dunbarton: [chanting his name to the tune of "Charge!"] Scoop! Scoop! Scoop! Scoop! Scoop! Scoop! Scoop! Scoop...
- Roger Dunbarton: I will see you ROT in a DUNGEON, and your children will make my underwear in a CAMBODIAN SWEATSHOP! And I will wear it once, throw it out, AND DEMAND MORE!
- Scoop Dunbarton: SCOOP A TY DOOP TY...
- [He blows up with an explosive suitcase with his last lines, and cut Roger's throat with a newspaper]
- Frank Murphy: Holy shit.
- [Sue gasps with Roger Dunbarton cut to the throat]
- Frank Murphy: Mr. Dunbarton...
- Roger Dunbarton: [Looks at his newspaper of Scoop Dunbarton with his last lines while bleeding] Fucking Idiot!
- Frank Murphy: [Looks at Roger's death] Holy Shit.
- Frank Murphy: [Looks at Scoop's death] HOLY SHIT!
- Bob Pogo: OH! SWEET JESUS!
- [People screaming when Sue came to Frank until Bob gasping about Dunbarton dead]
- Bob Pogo: I think Dunbarton would have wanted us to take the rest of the day off.
- Sue Murphy: Frank!
- Frank Murphy: Sue?
- [Frank saw her. She hugs him]
- Frank Murphy: [Saw a bullet in his arm] Ah!
- Sue Murphy: Oh, my god! Are you okay?
- Frank Murphy: I'll be fine. It went right through. And I did kinda ask for it.
- Sue Murphy: I know. I heard everything you said.
- Frank Murphy: Oh. Yeah, I don't think I was making a whole lot of sense.
- Sue Murphy: I knew exactly what you meant. And it was beautiful.