- Gerard Lumley: Why can't I take Jointner Avenue?
- Gas Station Attendant: Because you just don't! That road will take you to the Lot and nobody drives into the Lot anymore!
- Gerard Lumley: The Lot?
- Gas Station Attendant: Ahyuh. 'Salem's Lot.
- Gerard Lumley: Thanks. A LOT!
- Herb 'Tookey' Tooklander: It's winter, Booth what do you expect? Sunshine year round and girls in them Daisy Duke cutoff shorts and bikini tops, huh?
- Booth: An old man can dream can't he?
- Herb 'Tookey' Tooklander: Have one for the road? I'm gonna shut her down for the night.
- Booth: Well if you're gonna twist my arm old man.