- [Opening lines]
- Leonard Hofstadter: What are you doing?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Pigeon check for Sheldon. All clear on the north side!
- Sheldon Cooper: Okay, let's look at some planets!
- Sheldon Cooper: What will I do if I want to sit an read a comic book?
- Stuart Bloom: Just use the couch over there.
- [a woman is sitting on the couch]
- Sheldon Cooper: Next to a complete stranger? If I want to read a comic book and ignore a woman, It'll be my fiancee.
- Sheldon Cooper: I'm not annoyed she's a woman. I'm annoyed, and she's a woman.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I get that. I'm annoyed and I'm a woman.
- Sheldon Cooper: I've learned to accept change.
- Howard Wolowitz: Since when?
- Sheldon Cooper: Since Amy changed her shampoo from Prell to Prell for oily hair. Although I miss how her head used to slide off the pillow.
- [He walks to the counter]
- Denise: Hello, can I help you?
- Sheldon Cooper: Who are you?
- Denise: I'm Denise, the new assistant manager.
- Sheldon Cooper: Nope!
- [Drops the comic book and runs out]
- Penny Hofstadter: There's something fuzzy.
- Howard Wolowitz: Is it your teen years?
- Penny Hofstadter: No... yes, shut up.
- Stuart Bloom: Oh, the funniest thing happened today. You know the receipt tape in the cash register? It ran out. I didn't even know it could do that.
- Sheldon Cooper: I like the way the store was before.
- Howard Wolowitz: You mean empty and sad?
- Sheldon Cooper: Yes, it was perfect, like a funeral home that sells Pokéman cards.