Schitt's Creek (TV Series)
Grad Night (2017)
Dan Levy: David Rose
Quotes
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David Rose : [Patrick pulls up with David in front of the motel in his car] Well, that was a fun night.
Patrick Brewer : I'm really glad that I decided to invest in your business, David.
David Rose : That is a really lovely thing to say.
Patrick Brewer : And I'm so glad that you did, Patrick, because you've really helped to turn it into the success that it is.
David Rose : A bold claim.
[David leans over and kisses Patrick on his lips]
Patrick Brewer : Thank you.
David Rose : For what?
Patrick Brewer : I've never done that before, with a guy.
David Rose : Okay.
Patrick Brewer : Yeah, and I was getting a little scared that I was going to let you leave here without us having done that. So, thank you for making that happen for us.
David Rose : Well, fortunately, I am a very generous person.
Patrick Brewer : Can we talk tomorrow?
David Rose : [nodding] We can talk whenever you'd like. Just preferably not before 10 AM, because I'm not really a morning person.
Patrick Brewer : Good night, David.
David Rose : Good night, Patrick.
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Stevie Budd : Um, happy birthday!
David Rose : Thank you!
Stevie Budd : Is this okay?
David Rose : Yeah! Why?
Stevie Budd : Because he brought you a present. It's very nicely wrapped. So, I think I'm crashing a date.
David Rose : Oh, no. No, no!
Stevie Budd : He thinks you guys were here one-on-one. He bought you a present. I didn't even get you a present.
David Rose : No, I noticed that.
Stevie Budd : Do you want me to look?
David Rose : No, I don't want you to look.
Stevie Budd : [placing Patrick's gift on the table] Okay, I'll just say this. If there's anything remotely sentimental in here, he is on a date with you right now.
Patrick Brewer : [returning from the restroom] Oh, I see you found my present?
David Rose : Um, yeah, we just didn't want anything to spill on it.
Patrick Brewer : So you put it on the table?
David Rose : Yeah.
Stevie Budd : Open it, David!
Patrick Brewer : Oh no no no! You can open it later. It's really not a big deal.
David Rose : [pulling the gift toward himself] This is the first gift that I haven't bought myself in a very long time, so thank you.
Patrick Brewer : You're going to be so underwhelmed when you open it. Trust me, its not... See, it's nothing.
Stevie Budd : What is it?
Patrick Brewer : It's just the receipt from our first sale at the store.
David Rose : Um, this is not nothing, so thank you.
Twyla Sands : I overheard that someone wanted mozzarella sticks for their birthday. Pretty sure I scraped off all the freezer burn.
Patrick Brewer : Wow, look at those.
Twyla Sands : Do you guys need anything else, cause I'm heading out?
Stevie Budd : You know what, I have to go too. I totally forgot. I'm gonna take some to go.
Twyla Sands : Okay, I should warn you, those don't travel well. Even coming from the kitchen, they lost a lot of shape.
[Stevie signals to David that Patrick is a good one and then she leaves]
David Rose : Um, this is a very solid frame.
Patrick Brewer : Thank you, I'm learning.
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Patrick Brewer : I'm kind of piecing together that it might be your birthday?
David Rose : Yes, it is.
Patrick Brewer : Well, happy birthday! How old are we?
[David gives Patrick a glare and dead silence]
Patrick Brewer : Do you have any plans for today or...?
David Rose : I plan on popping a pill, crying a bit, and falling asleep early. So just a regular weeknight.
Patrick Brewer : Well, it sounds like fun.
David Rose : It is.
Patrick Brewer : You ever try the Cafe Tropical? I've heard people raving about how moderately edible the food is there.
David Rose : Well, yes.
Patrick Brewer : We could, we could go for a birthday dinner?
David Rose : You don't have to do that.
Patrick Brewer : No, I'd like to.
David Rose : Sure
Patrick Brewer : Should we say 8 o'clock?
David Rose : Okay.
Patrick Brewer : Okay.
