Schitt's Creek (TV Series)

Grad Night (2017)

Emily Hampshire: Stevie Budd

Quotes 

• Stevie Budd : Um, happy birthday!

  David Rose : Thank you!

  Stevie Budd : Is this okay?

  David Rose : Yeah! Why?

  Stevie Budd : Because he brought you a present. It's very nicely wrapped. So, I think I'm crashing a date.

  David Rose : Oh, no. No, no!

  Stevie Budd : He thinks you guys were here one-on-one. He bought you a present. I didn't even get you a present.

  David Rose : No, I noticed that.

  Stevie Budd : Do you want me to look?

  David Rose : No, I don't want you to look.

  Stevie Budd : [placing Patrick's gift on the table]  Okay, I'll just say this. If there's anything remotely sentimental in here, he is on a date with you right now.

  Patrick Brewer : [returning from the restroom]  Oh, I see you found my present?

  David Rose : Um, yeah, we just didn't want anything to spill on it.

  Patrick Brewer : So you put it on the table?

  David Rose : Yeah.

  Stevie Budd : Open it, David!

  Patrick Brewer : Oh no no no! You can open it later. It's really not a big deal.

  David Rose : [pulling the gift toward himself]  This is the first gift that I haven't bought myself in a very long time, so thank you.

  Patrick Brewer : You're going to be so underwhelmed when you open it. Trust me, its not... See, it's nothing.

  Stevie Budd : What is it?

  Patrick Brewer : It's just the receipt from our first sale at the store.

  David Rose : Um, this is not nothing, so thank you.

  Twyla Sands : I overheard that someone wanted mozzarella sticks for their birthday. Pretty sure I scraped off all the freezer burn.

  Patrick Brewer : Wow, look at those.

  Twyla Sands : Do you guys need anything else, cause I'm heading out?

  Stevie Budd : You know what, I have to go too. I totally forgot. I'm gonna take some to go.

  Twyla Sands : Okay, I should warn you, those don't travel well. Even coming from the kitchen, they lost a lot of shape.

  [Stevie signals to David that Patrick is a good one and then she leaves] 

  David Rose : Um, this is a very solid frame.

  Patrick Brewer : Thank you, I'm learning.