Schitt's Creek (TV Series)

Stop Saying Lice! (2017)

Dan Levy: David Rose

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• Patrick Brewer : Are you wearing a shower cap?

  David Rose : I might be taking preventative measures. I can't afford to have the store infested with lice.

  Patrick Brewer : By wearing one of our hats that we now can't sell.

  Stevie Budd : He doesn't have lice, I already checked his head. I think the shower cap is more of a fashion statement at this point?

  Patrick Brewer : But just because you don't have them now doesn't mean you won't get it later or whatever?

  David Rose : It's almost as if you want me to get lice?

  Patrick Brewer : I don't want you to get the lice. I think you should be careful. You can crash at my place for the night.

  Stevie Budd : Can I crash at your place?

  Patrick Brewer : [laughing] 

• David Rose : I shouldn't have eaten those eggs.

  Stevie Budd : I can't believe I'm trapped under a blanket with you knowing that you ate those eggs. I bet Patrick's fridge is fully stocked.

  David Rose : What does that mean?

  Stevie Budd : It means that he's got his life together. He's a pretty eligible bachelor. Patrick?

  David Rose : I suppose!

  [Stevie turns her head at David] 

  David Rose : What? He's my business partner?

  Stevie Budd : Aren't they all?

  David Rose : What are you doing?

  Stevie Budd : Well, you two seem to get along together well.

  David Rose : Because we're in business together and compliment each other well.

  Stevie Budd : But he offered to let you stay over at his place?

  David Rose : Because unlike you and I, he's extremely generous and has no ulterior motive.

  Stevie Budd : Then why are you here and not there?

  David Rose : Because you invited me over first.

  Stevie Budd : But I didn't.

  David Rose : Because it would be weird?

  Stevie Budd : If nothing's going on then why would it be weird?

  David Rose : Because we're in business together and I don't know what his preferences are?

  Stevie Budd : Well, you're not going to find out what his preferences are in a sleepover with me.

  David Rose : Well, I wouldn't be sharing a bed with him. I would be in some guest bedroom.

  Stevie Budd : Guest bedroom? What is he? Bill Gates?

  David Rose : Yes, he's Bill Gates!

  Stevie Budd : I like this for you!

  David Rose : Like what? There's nothing to like!

  Stevie Budd : You seem flustered!

  David Rose : I'm not flust... Maybe it's the eggs?