Self - Host: In the summer of 2016, President Obama knew the Russian meddling was a hundred percent targeted to elect Trump, and chose not to say anything. He didn't use it because he was afraid of how it would look. Republicans never care how things look; did Mitch McConnell care how it looked when he stole Obama's Supreme Court pick? No! He did it for the same reason a dog licks his balls; 'cause he can.
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Self - Host: For decades, Republicans accused Democrats of being soft on Russia. Now we got a Republican president who isn't just soft on Russia, he's totally hard for it.
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Self - Host: Everyone he knows has had secret meetings with the Russians and lied about it, including the National Security Advisor, the Attorney General, and the royal son-in-law. They hijacked the election and he invites them into the Oval Office, gives them secret intel, admits to obstruction of justice on TV. But when asked about impeachment, Nancy Pelosi says...
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Self - Host: Yo, look below you. It says "Trump shared classified information with the Russian foreign minister."