Schitt's Creek (TV Series)

The Affair (2017)

Annie Murphy: Alexis Rose

Quotes 

• Johnny Rose : You know I meant to ask, Moira, what were the amenities like in that hotel room? High-pressured water, down pillows?

  Moira Rose : I'll never know. I had my one chance at a proletarian oasis and I squandered it, passed out in Roland's bed.

  Alexis Rose : [walking into her parents' room]  You slept with Roland?

  Johnny Rose : No, she didn't. She found herself in his bed.

  David Rose : Mom slept with Roland?

  Alexis Rose : Yes. Apparently.

  Moira Rose : I will not be tried and condemned by the likes of you two.

  David Rose : So what's gonna happen now? Is there gonna be like a custody battle over us?

  Johnny Rose : David, stop.

  Alexis Rose : We gonna have to like spend weekends over at Roland's now, or?

  Moira Rose : Goodnight, Alexis.

  David Rose : Do we call him Uncle Roland?

  Johnny Rose : All right, that's enough, David.

  Alexis Rose : No. I mean, I get it, Roland is the mayor, and it's very difficult to work with someone who you're attracted to.

  David Rose : Yeah. Like you and Ted?

  Alexis Rose : No! I'm making fun of Mom and Dad right now, David.

  Johnny Rose : And we're done. Back to your room.

  David Rose : Um, I just want you to know that no matter what anyone says, you will always be our first dad.

  Johnny Rose : Good night.

  David Rose : Okay.