Mom (TV Series)

Night Swimmin' and an English Muffin (2017)

William Fichtner: Adam Janikowski

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Quotes 

• Adam : One more thing, the next time you plan to drop in on my ex-wife, don't break in, she used to be a small arms instructor in the army.

  Bonnie : Not funny.

  Adam : No joke, she can shoot a cigarette out of your mouth at 50 feet.

  Bonnie : Seriously?

  Adam : It's how she got me to quit smoking.

• Bonnie : [about Samson]  You know, if you want to see him more, he can stay at my place once in a while.

  Adam : Are you sure? He's a lot of work, he has arthritis, he's incontinent, and he's half deaf.

  Bonnie : Yeah, sure, I promised Christy a dog 30 years ago, she'll be mad if I don't come through.

  Bonnie : Are you just doing this to keep me away from my ex-wife?

  Bonnie : Of course not.

  [to Samson] 

  Bonnie : Whose your new mommy? I'm your new mommy.

  [directly into his ear] 

  Bonnie : Can you hear me?

  [he doesn't respond] 

• Adam : [after an argument with Bonnie]  Oh my God, why do I love her?

  Beverly : [from her apartment upstairs]  We don't know!

• Christy Plunkett : The neighbors could hear you having sex last night, three of them came by to complain. Two thought you were shooting a porno, one thought you were slaughtering a goat.

  Adam : Slaughtering a goat, *that's* what we can call it!