Loudermilk (TV Series)
You're Only as Sick as Your Secrets (2017)
Nevin Burkholder: Bearded Hipster #1
Quotes
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Sam Loudermilk : Hey maybe you guys... can you settle a bet for me?
Bearded Hipster #1 : Sure.
Sam Loudermilk : I got a buddy who says Gettysburg was more deadly than Appomattox, okay? Now, I tried to tell him that despite its prevalence in the cultural mindscape, Gettysburg's actually the less deadly of the two. Am I right?
Bearded Hipster #2 : How would we know?
Sam Loudermilk : Well, 'cause you're Civil War re-enactors, right? I mean, there is no reason- There is no reason to have beards like that in this day and age
Bearded Hipster #2 : We're not Civil War re-enactors.
Sam Loudermilk : Oh, I'm sorry. I saw the itchy flannel shirts, and I- Are-are you lumberjacks?
Bearded Hipster #1 : No.
Sam Loudermilk : Time-travelers. You're time-travelers.
Bearded Hipster #1 : We're musicians, asshole.
Sam Loudermilk : Well, I hope the band is called: The Time-Traveling Lumberjacks of the Confederacy.
Bearded Hipster #1 : Fuck you.
Bearded Hipster #2 : That is a pretty good band name.
Sam Loudermilk : [walking away] You're welcome.