Himself - Host: New rule: stop saying Toby Keith at the inauguration meant Trump is in touch with real Americans. It means he's in touch with drunk Americans. Toby Keith has a song literally entitled "Drunk Americans", which sure is my plan for the next four years.
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Himself - Host: He also has recorded "Get My Drink On", "Get Drunk and Be Somebody", "Loaded", "Chug-A-Lug", "Beer for My Horses", "Beers Ago", "Cold Beer Country", "Rum is the Reason", "Whiskey Girl", "I Like Girls That Drink Beer", "I Love this Bar", "Every Time I Drink, I Fall in Love", "Drinks After Work", "Red Solo Cup", "Walk it Off", "Clancy's Tavern", and "Nights I Can't Remember, Friends I'll Never Forget". I guess what I'm saying is say hello to the new director of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms.