- Kid Batman: [Looking in a mirror]
- [Shrieks]
- Kid Batman: Is that us?
- Kid Zatanna: Somehow, I know that's a mirror of truth. It shows things as they really are.
- Kid Dr. Fate: Somehow, I know that too.
- Kid Constantine: Blimey! We don't just look like the Justice League.
- Kid Batman: We are the Justice League.
- Zatanna: Talk about a wild Halloween.
- Batman: Hard to believe it really happened.
- John Constantine: Hard to believe you really said, "Bejeebers."
- Batman: I never said, "Bejeebers."
- Zatanna: You totally said, "Bejeebers."
- Kid Batman: We could bash open the door.
- Kid Zatanna: Maybe we should just tell an adult.
- Kid Batman: [Bashing down the door] Or we could bash open the door. With any luck, the noise scared the bejeebers out of those punks.
- Kid Constantine: Did he really just say, "Bejeebers?"
- Kid Zatanna: [Giggles] He totally said "Bejeebers."
- Kid Constantine: Oh, I sense an evil master plan about to unfold. Heh. Don't keep us in suspense, mate.
- Kid Dr. Fate: It's coming back to me. Just today, I sensed the appearance of The House of Mystery in this small town.
- Kid Zatanna: And we came here to make sure no unwary mortals entered the house before it vanished again.
- Cain: Ah, the simple joys of Halloween. Good evening. My name is Cain. Story teller and caretaker of The House of Mystery. Oh, but of course, you know The House of Mystery. It's that old, dark ruin at the end of the street that you would swear wasn't there the last time you looked. See what I mean? The house appears and vanishes of its own accord, collecting all that is terrifying and bizarre within its walls. Those who enter it's doorway are forever changed by the experience. As those tykes over yonder will soon learn.
- [Cain laughs maniacally]
- Kid Constantine: [Outside The House of Mystery] There's never a key around when you want to get into a spooky old house.
- [last lines]
- Cain: Don't be scared, kiddies. After all, it was only a story. Still, if on some Halloween you pass by a spooky old house that wasn't there a moment before, please come in and say, "Hello". We'd love to have you.
- [Cain laughs maniacally]
- [first lines]
- Kids Wearing Halloween Costumes: Trick or treat!
- Kid Batman: I got a chocolate bar.
- Kid Zatanna: I got a bag of taffy.
- Kid Dr. Fate: I got a popcorn ball
- Kid Constantine: I got a rock... candy stick. Bit of all right, actually.
- [Kid Zatanna, free of her bubblegum gag, chants a spell that cages Klarion's tiger]
- Klarion the Witch Boy: Impossible! How?
- Kid Zatanna: Let's hear it for the weirdos who give out toothbrushes.
- [Constantine stumbles upon the key to the House of Mystery and adds it to his key ring]
- John Constantine: You never know when a bloke needs to get into a spooky old house.
- Kid Batman: That's the best house so far.
- Kid Dr. Fate: I know. What were those weirdoes down the street thinking giving us toothbrushes?
- Kid Constantine: Lex got a sick sense of humor.
- Kid Batman: Though it is gratifying to see adults concerned with pre-teen oral hygiene.
- Kid Constantine: We're still eggin' their house.
- Kid Batman: Oh, definitely.
- Kid Batman: Now, while Klarion's distracted, stop him with a spell.
- Kid Zatanna: I can't. He turned us back into 10-year-olds.
- Kid Batman: And that's a problem, why?
- Kid Zatanna: Braces. I can barely talk front ways, never mind backwards
- Kid Batman: Try.
- [Kid Zatanna starts to chant a spell]
- Klarion the Witch Boy: None of your back talk, little witch.
- [Klarion transforms the bubble gum in Zatanna's trick-or-treat bag into a pink, gloppy, mouth-filling gag]