The Magicians (TV Series)
The Rattening (2017)
Jason Ralph: Quentin Coldwater
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Quotes
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Quentin Coldwater : I hate to bring this up, but I actually - I still have one a molar that never came in.
Julia Wicker : Oh, I know an extraction spell.
[Pops his tooth out]
Quentin Coldwater : Ah! Fuck!
Julia Wicker : Sorry.
Quentin Coldwater : This dragon better be fucking cool.
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The Concierge : Wicker and Coldwater. Oh. Oh, my.
Quentin Coldwater : What?
The Concierge : You've both died 39 times.
[Reads screen]
The Concierge : Aha - time loop. Thought so. Our computers do not handle these well. This will take a bit to sort out. Once you're in the system, we'll reunite you with your immediate karmic circle, but until then, I'll need to stick you somewhere. Do you like skiing?
Quentin Coldwater : Look, I thought this was just a way-station. We're kind of in a hurry-...
The Concierge : Oh, it is. But souls do stay a while, until they're ready to move on. Snorkeling? Art museums?
Julia Wicker : Actually, is it possible to check on a few names? I think I might have a karmic circle we could visit.
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Quentin Coldwater : Why would anyone want their afterlife to look like a terrible middle school birthday party?
Julia Wicker : Is this about your "incident"?
Quentin Coldwater : I moved on.
Julia Wicker : Have you?
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Quentin Coldwater : Oh, my God, Julia! I - I got a strike.
Richard : [Whispers to Julia] The thing about the Underworld is, the first week, it's always a strike.
Julia Wicker : Let him have this one.
[Cheers]
Julia Wicker : Whoo! Go, Q!
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Julia Wicker : "The old reveals itself to the new at the fall of milk teeth". Milk teeth?
Quentin Coldwater : Oh, baby teeth. You think we have to stick one in to open it up?
Julia Wicker : I mean, I could write a spell. Uh, we could find the nearest child's house expecting the Tooth Fairy and...
Quentin Coldwater : Break in and steal their teeth?
Julia Wicker : I'd leave money?
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Silver : Hun, you're gonna have to bowl.
Quentin Coldwater : No, look, I had an incident when I was a kid. My fingers got stuck in the-...
Menolly : Oh, get over it. Your girl would.
[Nods to Julia]
Quentin Coldwater : She's not my girl.
Menolly : No shit. She's tough as granite. And you're afraid to bowl.
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Julia Wicker : [Sees a portrait] Who's that?
Eugene : That's Ms. Persephone. She hasn't been here for a really long time and no one knows where she is.
Julia Wicker : Thank you so much for all your help.
[Eugene leaves]
Julia Wicker : That's Our Lady Underground.
Quentin Coldwater : What? The one that you-...
Julia Wicker : [Turns to the portrait] So you were real all along, huh? Just completely AWOL. Self-centered bitch. We were so stupid to love you.
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Julia Wicker : Um, we were looking for a Shade. Her name's Julia.
Quentin Coldwater : Yeah, uh, she looks like her.
Julia Wicker : Kind of. Um, and - Well, she's a - she's a mess.
Eugene : We all were when we got here. Anything else?
Quentin Coldwater : Um, she's brave. And funny, and she probably made friends with some of the most shy, maladjusted Shades.
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Richard : The underworld is massive. There's every ecosystem. Nearest we can tell, about 2,000 islands built to look like Hawaii.
Quentin Coldwater : And you went with a bowling alley?
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Julia Wicker : We're running out of time. We should split up.
Quentin Coldwater : I kind of have a thing about splitting up in houses full of creepy kids