Matt Chapman: Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Bubs, Coach Z, King of Town, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, The Cheat

Quotes 

• Homestar Runner : Oh, man, Pom Pom, this Halloween is gonna be the Christmas ball! Hot tricks, cool treats, good friends, and MURDER!

  Pom Pom : [bubbles in surprise] 

  Homestar Runner : What? Murder? Nah, that doesn't sound like something I would say. I was probably talking about the crisp cool air, the fallen leaves dappling the MURDER!

  [Pom Pom hops away, accidentally deflating an inflatable pumpkin the process] 

  Homestar Runner : Nah, man, you're hearing things. I was just talking about MURDER. And, you know, like this time of year sometimes there's a little bit of MURDER, and maybe a little bit of MURDER! But I would never say anything about...

  [sees the deflated pumpkin and becomes horrified] 

  Homestar Runner : Pom Pom! What happened? Did you get popped? Say a few bubbles! You can't be dead! You're my best friend and concubine!

  [sobbing] 

  Homestar Runner : Oh, I should really look up what that word means!

• Strong Bad : What manner of stitch witchery have I stumbled upon this Hallows' Eve?

  Homestar Runner : Oh, Strong Bad, I think my evil jealous side secretly killed Pom Pom without even telling my dopey lovable side!

  Strong Bad : All right, settle down, Homestar. Unckie Strong Bad'll getcha through this. Now, tell me exactly what happened.

  Homestar Runner : Well, it all started 117 days ago...

  [we then cut to four hours later] 

  Homestar Runner : ... and then I turned back around, and there was a puddle of Pom Pom at my feet!

  Strong Bad : And no one else saw anything?

  Homestar Runner : No one! Well, there was that inflatable pumpkin, but I think he said something about having a previous engagement. Man, I like that pumpkin. I should really get his phone number.

  Strong Bad : Well, it definitely sounds like you killed Pom Pom. First thing you need to do is dispose of the body.

  [hands Homestar a card] 

  Strong Bad : Here, go to Bubs' and get everything on this laminated murder cover-up check list. Plus a twelver of Cold Ones and a dozen Maple Bismarcks. For the cover up. Then meet me back in my basement.

  Homestar Runner : Thanks, Strong Bad, you're a real cartoon pal!

  [runs off] 

  Strong Bad : Oh-ho, oh, this is gonna be a real good night.