- The Doctor: Shhh. Does everybody hear that? Do you know what that sound was? That was the sound of my PATIENCE shattering into a billion little pieces!
- The Doctor: It's as if his bones have disintegrated.
- Nardole: Oh. What could do that?
- The Doctor: Complete and total absence of any kind of sunlight.
- Nardole: Huh. Death by Scotland.
- [extra scene]
- The Doctor: It's Scotland. It's supposed to be damp.
- Nardole: [making a face] Phbbt.
- The Doctor: What's that face for?
- Nardole: Well, last time you went on one of your trips, you ended up blind.
- The Doctor: Yeah. Well, now I'm better.
- Nardole: The Earth got invaded.
- The Doctor: It's all sorted. 'Thanks very much, Doctor.' 'Oh, you're welcome.'
- Nardole: Now we're in Aberdeen.
- The Doctor: But we are perfectly safe.
- Nardole: Yeah, except something here managed to wipe out five thousand Romans.
- The Doctor: There's been nothing but negativity from you today, Nardole, and I've had enough of it.
- Nardole: Well, you know, you make me climb up...
- The Doctor: The next excursion should be an opportunity for you. An opportunity...
- Nardole: An opportunity, right.
- The Doctor: ...to increase your *tiny* sense of self-worth. To make yourself properly useful.
- Nardole: I'm very useful.
- The Doctor: Watch for that moment. Seize it! Stop focusing on imaginary dangers. These are peaceful folk around here: farmers, herders.
- Nardole: So how did they destroy the Ninth Legion?
- The Doctor: [sighs] Because, they are very dangerous when you make them angry, so just try not to annoy them. I know that's going to be a long stretch for you.
- Nardole: Hmph. He never stops. He never stops.
- [repeated line]
- Crow: Doc-tor!