Lucifer (TV Series)
Candy Morningstar (2017)
Tom Ellis: Lucifer Morningstar
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Quotes
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Lucifer Morningstar : [singing gleefully] Crime solving Devil, it makes sense, don't overthink it.
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Lucifer Morningstar : What I felt for her was smoke and mirrors, courtesy of dear old Dad. I mean, He clearly expected me to zig, and so I zagged.
Linda Martin : And does Chloe know that you've... "zagged" Candy?
Lucifer Morningstar : Yes. She just fired me.
Linda Martin : Shocking.
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Lucifer Morningstar : You're still fantasizing about heavenly rebellion? Just let it go, Mum. Been there, done that, big fall.
Charlotte : But that's just it. Why do you think you lost that fight?
Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, I don't know, let's have a think, shall we? Not enough cardio?
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Lucifer Morningstar : Mum, this is Candy, my wife. I'm sorry that we didn't invite you to the wedding. We just decided no enemies.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Angel or creeper, brother. It's a fine line.
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Lucifer Morningstar : [On the Phone] Candy, darling, I can't talk now. About to catch a killer.
[Killer garottes him from behind]
Lucifer Morningstar : Gonna have to call you back!
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Lucifer Morningstar : Have a candy, Candy.
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Lucifer Morningstar : [laughs, while looking at Chloe's phone] Oh, full of '90s jams, I see. The Bangles, N'Sync, Right Said Fred?
Chloe Decker : Give me the phone back.
Lucifer Morningstar : I mean, seriously, Detective, your music queue alone is enough to disqualify you from this case.
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Lucifer Morningstar : This next song is for a, ah, special someone. A woman who says she doesn't need me anymore.
random person in the crowd : I need you!
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Courtney Sax : The band, they thought I was uncool, but it was Ash, he was the selfish, childish one.
Chloe Decker : I completely understand. I was with an immature partner, and it was maddening.
Courtney Sax : It's crazy-making.
Chloe Decker : Yeah, wanted to kill him.
Courtney Sax : I didn't say that...
Lucifer Morningstar : [Watching the interrogation] Ouch. Shade. I wouldn't take it too personally.
[Gives Dan a pat]
Dan Espinoza : Yeah, right.
[Rolls eyes]
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Lucifer Morningstar : [Doug has Lucifer in a stranglehold] The Detective doesn't need me anymore. So come on. Do your worst.
Chloe Decker : Don't listen to him, Doug.
Lucifer Morningstar : No, go on! Go on, go on. Yank like it's your last wank. Or better still, you shoot, Detective. Come on. Two birds, one bullet, what do you say? Huh?
Chloe Decker : [Chloe shoots Doug; he falls to the ground, releasing Lucifer] You okay?
Lucifer Morningstar : I think so.
Doug Kennedy : Yeah, that's because you shot me!
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Lucifer Morningstar : I hear this case involves a band, so, lucky for you I bring my much-needed musical expertise.
Candy Morningstar : [to Chloe] Did you know he plays piano? Like, better than Elton Tom.
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Anthony Annan : [Chloe is pretending to be Candy] Why do you want to divorce Lucifer?
Chloe Decker : Um... Well, I just feel like we're supposed to have a partnership, and it just totally feels like it's not working anymore.
Anthony Annan : Mm-hmm. And you two have been married for...
Lucifer Morningstar : Five days.
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Lucifer Morningstar : I take the vows of marriage very seriously.
Chloe Decker : And that's why you chose an idiotic, bedazzled tweener as your partner.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Amenadiel seems to think I owe you a chat. So I'll start by saying I do not forgive you.
Charlotte : I deserve that.
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Lucifer Morningstar : There's not a scratch, Detective. Impressive marksmanship.
Chloe Decker : Actually, I was aiming for you.
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Linda Martin : I know you've been through Hell... I suppose we can discuss that another time.
Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, no, no, there's no need for censoring, Doctor. Candy and I have no secrets. Isn't that the key to a successful marriage?
Linda Martin : And how are you coping since your... Travels? Any warning signs of lasting trauma? Denial?
[Looks at Candy]
Linda Martin : Rash decisions?
Lucifer Morningstar : No, no. I think I've thought through everything quite carefully.
Candy Morningstar : He's a thinker, this one!