- [first lines]
- Henry Hart: Pocket knife.
- Ray Manchester: Succulent.
- Jasper Dunlop: Bag a' noodles.
- Schwoz: Binky.
- Henry Hart: Protractor.
- Ray Manchester: Moth balls.
- Jasper Dunlop: Lighter fluid.
- Schwoz: Chinese crayons.
- Henry Hart, Ray Manchester, Jasper Dunlop, Schwoz: Heeeeeeeeyyyyyy!
- Henry Hart: Ahh, I gotta babysit my dumb sister this Saturday.
- Jasper Dunlop: D'you mean Piper?
- Henry Hart: What? No, I mean my dumb sister "Bacon."
- Ray Manchester: Well, look, it's already 9:00, so I'm gonna go to bed.
- Henry Hart: Love you.
- Ray Manchester: Maybe I don't wanna be loved by you right now.
- Captain Man: I'm right behind you. Calm your kiwis.
- Kid Danger: Uh, no, I will not calm my kiwis 'cuz this kid's about to kick it with Frankini.
- Captain Man: Okay, so you can't "kick it" with Frankini if your kiwis are calm?
- Kid Danger: I can not.