- Sunny Jim: I heard Lobo made this bet with this other dude. A real good looking guy name of Sunny Jim, over some babe. You know, to see which one could nail her first.
- Darlene: Lobo? He'd never do a thing like that. Maybe, he is a little crude, but deep down, he's really just a sensitive, little boy.
- Sunny Jim: What if I told you your "sensitive, little boy" carved up Sunny Jim's face real bad, just so he'd lose the bet?
- Darlene: No way.
- Sunny Jim: [Sunny Jim puts down newspaper] Way. You see, you're the one we made the bet over, Darlene.
- Darlene: You're Sunny Jim!
- Sunny Jim: But you can call me "Lover Boy".