"The Magicians" Divine Elimination (TV Episode 2017) Poster

(TV Series)

(2017)

Jason Ralph: Quentin Coldwater

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Quotes 

  • Eliot Waugh : The spell that won World War II is called the Rhinemann Ultra? Sounds like a not-so-great beer.

    Quentin Coldwater : Fine, it's a beer, but it's a beer that we can use to kill The Beast.

    Eliot Waugh : Meanwhile, Penny comes back with cool circa-1985 wrist chains.

    William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Yeah, super cool how they keep me from killing myself.

    Eliot Waugh : And then Dean Fogg gives you all matching tramp stamps?

    Alice Quinn : I thought tramp stamps were supposed to be on our lower back?

    Eliot Waugh : God, I feel like I missed out on some crazy party you'll be talking about for the rest of your lives.

  • Quentin Coldwater : What's so funny?

    Margo Hanson : You with a crossbow. You couldn't hit a fat girl with a fat-girl-seeking arrow.

    [Quentin raises an eyebrow] 

    Margo Hanson : Oh, don't give me that look. It's a figure of speech.

    Quentin Coldwater : No way in hell I'll miss you from this range.

    Margo Hanson : Well, if you use that arrow as good as you use your dick...

  • Margo Hanson : [after Penny saves Quentin]  You just had to let him save you, huh? You're such a girl.

    Quentin Coldwater : You know, I would like to see you dead regardless of your gender.

  • William 'Penny' Adiyodi : We are running out of time and options and god jizz.

    Quentin Coldwater : Look, just imagine dicks, okay? With one dick, you're just jerking yourself off, but with three dicks, suddenly you've got six people having sex. Which is more powerful?

    Margo Hanson : I think your metaphor literally doesn't make any fucking sense.

    Quentin Coldwater : It doesn't have to. It just distracted you long enough for Alice to power up the spell, which is all the shield charm has to do.

  • Quentin Coldwater : Ember actually took a shit in the Wellspring? Well, that can't be good for Fillory.

  • William 'Penny' Adiyodi : I'm gonna take you someplace safe, but if I have to shoot you to get you there, I will make sure it hurts.

    Margo Hanson : Gee, thanks, but I'm enchanted.

    [Penny shots an arrow at her] 

    Margo Hanson : Aah!

    William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Your enchantment's weak.

    Margo Hanson : Aah! You shot me, you cock!

    Quentin Coldwater : Why didn't you shoot her in the neck? The carotid is right there.

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