Johnny Carson: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Johnny Carson : Did you get any good presents for your birthday?

  Merie Earle : No, but what do you get for a 95-year-old lady?

  Johnny Carson : A 96-year-old man.

• Johnny Carson : Rule One, when you tell a joke: Know where the hell you're goin'.

• Johnny Carson : Ueberroth did have one distinction - he was the first American to arrive in Cuba in years who wasn't on a hijacked airliner.