- Gintoki Sakata: All the girls in the universe, from the elementary schoolgirls with bags on their backs to the old ladies with warts on their faces, are mine! You brutes are a hundred years too young for Yoshiwara, go spend your lives clicking on porn sites! But remember, the women on those sites are mine too!
- Gintoki Sakata: Kagura, Tsukoyo, I never realized it until now because you were always close by, but now I know that you two are irreplaceable to me. What do you say we go to the other side of Child Protection Services together?
- Kagura, Tsukoyo: Are you just flat-out insane now?
- [Tsukoyo gives all the incense to the Yorozoya to dispose of]
- Tsukoyo: This is for the best. I'll be fine as long as he's gone, then I can act as freely as I always have. Yes, as long as he's gone... as long as he's not around... he's not around? He's going? Oh well, I better go with him.
- Gintoki Sakata: What the hell are you doing? What about your job over there?
- Tsukoyo: They, they already have enough people to do it... I'm more worried about you guys and how you'll dispose of this incense...
- Gintoki Sakata: Don't worry about that! We're just going to drop this cart into lava! Along with any idiot in it!
- Tsukoyo: [happy] Then can I come with you to the lava?
- Gintoki Sakata: Hey, boomerang honeys! How about instead of gateball, you and I go knock some real balls around?
- [Tae, Kyubei and Tsukoyo tie up Gintoki]
- Tae Shimura: [holding Gintoki's chain] We can't let this beast run free. We'll bring him somewhere safe so you can find the person responsible for this mess, Tsukoyo.
- Tsukoyo: [takes the chain] No, it would be dangerous to keep this beast somewhere. We'll confine him here, you two hurry and take shelter...
- Kyubei Yagyu: [grabs the chain] Tsukoyo, is this really the time for that? Do you want to stay with this beast so badly?
- Tsukoyo: Of course not, everything that happens in Yoshiwara is my responsibility! Why are you all so obsessed with this man?
- Tae Shimura: We're not obsessed, we just wanna work together!
- [a scuffle starts]