- Judge Reinhold: We had a - um, an actress who was - was really terrific, but it was her first nudity, and she was very, very uncomfortable.
- Johnny Carson: I can see that.
- Judge Reinhold: And - and be... trying - I had to assume my responsibility as a producer to try to get her to *be* comfortable as quickly as possible.
- Johnny Carson: Of course.
- Judge Reinhold: So, uh, I just, uh...
- Johnny Carson: Rotten job. Rotten job - yeah.
- Judge Reinhold: Yeah. I stripped down, buck naked, and started strutting around the set like Peter Pan, pretending that I was having the time of my life, to try to make her more comfortable. And I was saying, "Oh, this is so liberating! This is..." I was dying. I was...
- Johnny Carson: If I were you, I wouldn't strut around like Peter Pan naked too much in this town.
- Johnny Carson: [on flirting in supermarkets] Women want to help... guys, right? That they don't know. Say, "Gee, are these red beans - are these green beans very good?" And you get into conversation.
- Judge Reinhold: I keep asking where the toast is.
- Rondell Sheridan: The way I look at it, once somebody loves you for *you*, physically at that point, you can pretty much let yourself go, can't you? You can just sit in the bathtub and eat Oreo cookies for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner: [on her husband] He made me try on a leather dress.
- Johnny Carson: Yeah.
- Rita Rudner: And I did it 'cause I love him, you know? But I was standing there in this leather, and it wasn't until then that I realized how uncomfortable cows must be.
- Rita Rudner: We didn't really want to move, but we were living within our means, and people were starting to talk.
- Rita Rudner: We made terrible mistakes that we don't want anyone else to make, when we moved. First of all, we hired the Vegetarian Moving Company.
- Johnny Carson: The Vegetarian Moving Company?
- Rita Rudner: Yes - they were too weak to lift anything.
- Rita Rudner: He looked at me and said, "Lady, I don't spackle." That's what he said - he said, "I don't sand, and I don't tape. I just paint." So then the exterminator came in. I said, "Kill the painter."