Family Guy (TV Series)
Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date (2016)
Seth Green: Chris Griffin, Neil Goldman, Student
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Quotes
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Chris Griffin : Some animals give me boners.
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Chris Griffin : Taylor, this is our sister, Meg and our dog, Brian.
Taylor Swift : Nice to meet you both.
Meg Griffin : [crosses arms] We're not all so impressed. I've met Dan Aykroyd.
Brian Griffin : I'm sorry, uh, which cast member of "Hee Haw" are you?
Stewie Griffin : [runs up to Meg and Brian and starts hitting Brian with a tape measure] WILL YOU BE NICE?
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Chris Griffin : [Chris, Brian and Stewie appear in Taylor Swift's house] Hi, Taylor.
Taylor Swift : Chris? What are you guys doing here?
Chris Griffin : I wanted to talk to you.
Stewie Griffin : Your house is way nicer than Anne Murray's. We broke in there too.
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Stewie Griffin : [to Chris] You've just gotta do what Taylor Swift does and shake it off.
Chris Griffin : Who's Taylor Swift?
Stewie Griffin : [pauses in shock] Oh my God! Am I about to introduce you to Taylor Swift?
Chris Griffin : What is she, a singer?
Stewie Griffin : She's much more than a singer, Chris. She's... she's... she's the queen! A goddess! A gazelle in a high-waisted swimsuit!
