Santa Clarita Diet (TV Series)
We Can Kill People (2017)
Timothy Olyphant: Joel Hammond
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Quotes
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Joel Hammond : You can't eat our neighbor.
Sheila Hammond : He's knee deep in his herb garden - the man is seasoning himself.
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Dan Palmer : Just wondering, what kind of spray are you using on those ants of yours?
Joel Hammond : What kind of ant spray?
Dan Palmer : You told me you were spraying ants in the middle of the night. Now, I wanna know, what kind of spray you were using.
Joel Hammond : I don't know... Ants Away... Ants-Be-Gone... Fuck You Ants...?
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Joel Hammond : [Looking in wallet] Porsche guy was from Nevada. He owned a strip club and a waste management company.
Sheila Hammond : Well, nothing sketchy there. Any family photos?
Joel Hammond : I found pictures of a few women, but they were taken from inside a toilet, so probably not serious relationships.
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Joel Hammond : Why is it so hard to find someone to kill? Every time I get coffee, there's some dipshit yelling at the barista.
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Sheila Hammond : I feel bad lying to her but I don't want Abby to know that her parents are going to be killing people.
Joel Hammond : Yeah, she thinks so little of us already.
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Sheila Hammond : You know, I gotta say, sometimes your pot smoking bugs me.
Joel Hammond : Well, I don't like that you're gonna be killing and eating people, so we both have things that bug us. And by the way, they're legalizing my thing.
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Sheila Hammond : [holding an arm like it was a hoagie] Man, this guy really hit the spot.
Joel Hammond : I just stuffed a man in a meat freezer. Cross that off my bucket list.
