Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV Series)

Very Erectus (2016)

Fiona Dourif: Bart Curlish

Quotes 

• Ken : But, you don't want to end up in jail, right? I mean how are you going to fulfill your mission to kill Dirk Gently if you're locked up in a cell?

  Bart Curlish : Maybe that's where Dirk Gently is.

  Ken : In a women's prison?

• Bart Curlish : [from the shower]  This drink tastes bad.

  Ken : Drink? What? No, no, no, no, no, that's shampoo, don't drink that, that's for your hair!

  Bart Curlish : Well why does it got fruit on the bottle?

• Bart Curlish : What's this?

  Ken : Sweet-and-sour pork.

  Bart Curlish : Pork?

  Ken : Yeah, you know, pig.

  Bart Curlish : Why do people call it pork?

  Ken : So we don't feel guilty about eating pigs.