Moon Shadow: Goldylocks

Quotes 

• Goldylocks : [Raven is in the back with Alexis Laree and Julio Dinero, wearing a bandana and a "Punisher" T-shirt]  Raven, last week Vince Russo returned to TNA at your expense. I'm figuring you're waiting for him right now. What are you gonna do to him when you find him?

  Raven : I'll get to that in a minute. But first, I want to talk about Jeff Jarrett. Jeff Jarrett has somehow staged a number one contender's match tonight -- and I'm not included. I find that to be insulting and demeaning. Eh, but what do you expect from Jeff Jarrett? This is a degenerate who will do anything to hold onto his glory. You know, I've been doing some thinking and I've come to the conclusion that Jeff Jarrett is the David Hasselhoff of Professional Wrestling. I mean, think about it: both of them have beat the odds. Neither of them have any discernible talent or charisma and yet both of them have managed to be not one, but two hit television programs. You know, Knight Rider and Baywatch for Hasselhoff -- WCW and TNA for Jarrett. And then they both deluded themselves into thinking that the shows were a hit because of them. Baywatch is a hit because guys will watch girls solve complex trigonometry problems as long as they're wearing bikinis and TNA is a hit because of the path of carnage and destruction and the pile of bodies that I've left in my wake. I will achieve my destiny and I will win my belt!" Oh, and Vince Russo... Vince Russo, if you EVER touch me again, I will rip your face off and use your cranium for a flower pot. Quote the Raven, nevermore...