- Caroline Forbes: You snuck into my house and found my old wedding book?
- Bonnie Bennett: How else am I gonna out-Caroline-Forbes Caroline Forbes?
- Damon Salvatore: [hunting Bonnie] Bonnie...! I can hear your broken little heart beating. Poor Bonbon. Literally always the bridesmaid. Never the bride.
- Bonnie Bennett: Oh, I'd be honored to be your... maid of honor. And not just because my main competition is in a coma till the day I die.
- Alaric Saltzman: [to Stefan, re the upcoming nuptials] Well, I've got two unused flower girl dresses I'll sell you cheap.
- Sybil: [to Damon and Enzo] So, you got beat up by a girl?
- Lorenzo 'Enzo' St. John: Two girls, if we're counting.