Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Wag the Hog (2016)

Eugene Mirman: Gene Belcher

Quotes 

• Gene Belcher : Well, great. Now I can't trust stalkers.

• Candace : [to Linda about Sidecar]  He needs his nap soon and he's a little difficult to put down. And if he doesn't get his nap, he's... I don't want to say a horrifying monster, but, um, have you seen that movie "Monster"?

  Linda Belcher : Oh, I can put him down. I have three kids. I can still rock Gene to sleep. Gene, come here.

  Gene Belcher : No! Stay away, you sleep witch!

• Louise Belcher : So, we could stay here at our boring restaurant all day or we could help an outlaw biker sell his motorcycle. This is a no-brainer!

  Bob Belcher : No.

  Louise Belcher : Come on! We never do fun activities together!

  Gene Belcher : This family is falling apart!

  Tina Belcher : We're all just strangers under the same roof.

• Bob Belcher : Lin, will you and the kids watch the restaurant? I'm gonna go to Critter's.

  Linda Belcher , Tina Belcher , Louise Belcher , Gene Belcher : No!

  Bob Belcher : I know you guys want to go, but Lin, someone has to watch the restaurant.

  Linda Belcher : I want to see the baby.

  Louise Belcher : Come on, Dad. It's either this or the zoo and nobody wants to go to the zoo except Mom.

• Critter : [to Bob]  I'm a dad now. I... I can't go out till 6:00 in the morning and then get up at 6:00 in the morning.

  Bob Belcher : I get it. Everything changes when you have kids.

  Gene Belcher : I heard your penis gets stretched out and it's never the same.