- Mark Twain: I've got a bone to pick with you, Mr Peabody!
- Mr. Peabody, Sherman: Mark Twain?
- Mark Twain: Because of your time travel machinations, you have devastated, discombobulated, and destroyed my life!
- Mark Twain: I've got a bone to pick with you, Mr Peabody!
- Mr. Peabody, Sherman: Mark Twain?
- Mark Twain: Because of your time travel machinations, you have devastated ,discombobulated, and destroyed my life!
- Mark Twain: But in the process, I imbibed some questionable voodoo tonic, which in turn grew me this here second head!
- Mark's 2nd Head: He says he doesn't like me, but I'm starting to grow on him.
- Mark Twain: Quiet, you!