Scream Queens (TV Series)

Blood Drive (2016)

Emma Roberts: Chanel Oberlin

Photos 

Quotes 

• Chanel Oberlin : [to Dean Munsch]  Can you please stop flirting with Dr. Brock as if he had sex with you for any reason other than the fact that he was sad about me and you were the closest semi-damp orifice?

  [to Brock] 

  Chanel Oberlin : Thank you for letting me be the one to draw your blood, Brocky. You know every drop counts towards the competition, and I really want to win so we can go on our romantic, all expenses paid vacation to Blood Island.

  Dr. Brock Holt : Now, have you done any research on this place? Because it doesn't sound very romantic.

  Cathy Munsch : Oh, I'm sure you'll be fine. I mean, clearly, you're a risk taker, Brock. And millennials like Chanel here, they live in a post-AIDS world. Most of them just assume they're gonna get HPV, herpes, or the clap.

  Chanel Oberlin : Excuse me, but I am perfectly clean.

  Cathy Munsch : Honestly, Brock, I think you're safer putting your penis in a land mine or a wood chipper than having sex with Chanel.

• Chanel Oberlin : What are you doing standing over my bed with a knife watching me sleep?

  Hester Ulrich : I'm bored sitting around this apartment all day! Why don't you guys have any cable?

  Chanel Oberlin : We're millennials. No one has cable. That still doesn't answer my question about your standing over my bed with a knife!

  Hester Ulrich : I told you, I'm bored. When I get bored, I start to think of ways of how to murder people! If you don't give me something useful to do with my time here, at least one person in this house is gonna die.

• Dr. Brock Holt : [hearing Chanel's scream]  What happened?

  Chanel Oberlin : Wha...?

  Dr. Brock Holt : Oh, my god. This poor girl... wait, who is she again?

  Chanel Oberlin : Chanel #9 or 10 or 11. I don't know. At a certain point, you just lose count.

  Dr. Brock Holt : Well, why'd you hook her up to all these blood bags? This is weird.

• Chanel Oberlin : Chanel #9 was my patient, right? Well, it looks like she gave about two dozen bags of blood, which means I am back in the lead, which means we are going our romantic, luxurious, all expense paid vacation to Blood Island!

  Dr. Brock Holt : No. A, you're going to Blood Island alone, because I'm still creeped out about those STDs, and two, aren't you a little upset that your friend just got murdered?

  Chanel Oberlin : [indifferently]  Meh.