Seth Rogen: Mantis
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Shifu : [the Five have just arrived at the Jade Palace] Sloppy, very sloppy. Your technique is unorthodox and undisciplined. Training begins right away.
Shifu : [Tigress sighs sadly] Tigress! What are you doing?
Shifu : [Shifu opens the doors to the Jade Palace's gym] It's time to develop this 'tiger style' of yours. I am very proud of you.
Young Tigress : [Tigress sighs joyfully] Master.
Shifu : Wait, You're welcome to stay. You fought well, with courage and honor. We must explore those skills of yours.
Shifu : [Tigress giggles softly; Shifu talks to Mantis] You are tiny, very small, but I already know how much pain you can inflict.
Mantis : You're welcome.
Shifu : [to Monkey] Oh, four fists, huh? I think you should be able to handle this.
[Shifu gives a combat staff to Monkey, then examines Crane's wings]
Shifu : Hmm, whatever their nature, your limbs will become your weapons. your shields, your best allies.
Shifu : [Shifu goes to Viper next] Ah, right, no legs.
Viper : [sheepishly] Yeah, oops.
Shifu : We'll work something out.
[Viper giggles]
Shifu : All right then, we have five new kung fu styles to perfect.
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Young Tigress : May I add... it was an honor to serve you.
Shifu : Why Tigress, what is this?
[coughs]
Young Tigress : The - the warriors on your list.
Viper : Warriors?
Crane : Uh...
Viper : Where?
Shifu : [reads Po's scroll] This is not my list. Where are the warriors that I sent for?
Warrior : [the four other red panda warriors that Shifu intended to recruit are playing cards back at the temple in Wang Fu] Uh, is it my turn?
Young Tigress : I - I don't understand, it must be an accident.
Oogway : Ah, there are no acci -
[Shifu stops Oogway from completing his sentence]
Young Tigress : Master, forgive me.
Warrior : You disappoint me. Who will defend the valley now?
Crane : Wait, we can help Tigress.
Young Tigress : What?
Crane : We can... fight... a little... bit.
Viper : Yes, you can count me in, too.
Monkey : Let's do this.
Mantis : I'm not actually even a doctor, so I'm in.
Shifu : You can help by leaving.
Monkey : Okay, bye.
Young Tigress : No, no, Master, please listen. I have seen them, they have skills.
Shifu : But they are not the warriors I sent for!
Young Tigress : It's been an honor to know you.
Monkey : Oh...
Viper : But, Tigress...
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Shifu : Why Tigress, what is this?
[coughs]
Young Tigress : The - the warriors on your list.
Viper : Warriors?
Crane : Uh...
Viper : Where?
Shifu : [reads Po's scroll] This is not my list! Where are the warriors that I sent for?
[coughs]
Warrior : [the four red panda warriors that Shifu intended to recruit are playing cards back at the temple in Wang Fu] Oh, is it my turn?
Young Tigress : I - I don't understand, it... must be an accident.
Oogway : Ah, there are no acci-
[Shifu stops Oogway from completing his sentence]
Young Tigress : Master, forgive me.
Shifu : You disappoint me. Who will defend the valley now?
Crane : Wait, we can help Tigress.
Young Tigress : What?
Crane : We can... fight... a little... bit.
Viper : Yes, you can count me in, too.
Monkey : Let's do this.
Mantis : I'm not actually even a doctor, so I'm in.
Shifu : You can help by leaving.
Monkey : Okay, bye.
Young Tigress : No, no, Master, please listen. I have seen them, they have skills.
Shifu : But they are not the warriors I sent for!
[coughs]
Young Tigress : It's been an honor to know you.
Monkey : Oh.
Viper : But, Tigress...
Young Tigress : I'm sorry.
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Young Po : [starts to pick mushrooms, then pauses when he sees Tigress fighting Boar, he gasps in awe] Ohh.
Mantis : [Tigress continues to punch and kick Boar] Buddy, hold your breath, it's gonna hurt!
Young Tigress : [Tigress kicks Boar, who skids in the dirt] All right, all together! Ha! Twist your hips, recoil, and extend!
Boar : [the Furious Five deliver flying kicks to Boar, knocking his tusks out] I've... been... stopped.
Young Po : [Boar hits the ground and passes out; Po's eyes turn into hearts as he witnesses kung fu for the first time in his life] Kung fu. I know, I know what I want to do! I know what I want to do! Whoa! Ohh...
[Po trips on the ground, then gets back up]
Young Tigress : I guess we're done here.
Monkey : Hey, we could be a team!
Young Tigress : Yes.
Crane : Great!
Mantis : What should we call ourselves?
[Boar groans from pain]
