Emma and Sasha make themselves some portable and indulgent snacks, which they take with them on a one-bar pub crawl. They make friends and enemies along the way.
The girls' New Age friend, Janine, convinces them to go on a juice cleanse. When they start to hallucinate from malnutrition, they decide to whip up a dish that's both healthy and satisfying.
During an impromptu slumber party, the discovery of a classic 90s board game brings all kinds of bad feelings to the surface. Emma and Sasha salvage the dire situation with the most powerful tool in their arsenal: pizza.