Johnny Carson: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Johnny Carson : We do have a good show tonight, and I thank you for coming to witness this humiliating part of it.

• Johnny Carson : If you'd have been up there, before they went out, would you have said, "Hey, I don't know this either," or...

  Jon Pennington : ...What do you mean? Go up there and say, "Hey, I don't know that, either?"

• Johnny Carson : Do you ever get a chance to see this show?

  Jon Pennington : No.

  Johnny Carson : You've never seen me on television before?

  Jon Pennington : No.

  Johnny Carson : ...Never, at any time?... What did they - what did they tell you when you're - what you were gonna go on? When they said The Tonight Show, what - what did that mean to you?

  Jon Pennington : ...I knew it was on at night.