The family goes to a funeral, where Lydia has to make up with her sister, Penelope can spend time with her cousin, and Elena tries to find out whether one of her aunts is gay.
The school has a charity benefit. Penelope finds herself attracted to a dad she works with, Elena tries to get Lydia to take her health more seriously and Schneider meets someone new.
Penelope's ex is coming to visit the children with his latest girlfriend, who is not the young bimbo Penny is expecting. In fact she blows everyone away, as does her and Victor's surprise.
After putting Alex in a difficult position, Schneider gets tough love from Penelope. Dr. B consults Lydia's bouquet list for "non-iversary" gift ideas.
At her ex's wedding, Penelope experiences a surreal conversation. Elena finds she has more she needs to say to her father. Dr. B. gives Lydia her "non-iversary" gift.