The Magicians (TV Series)

Remedial Battle Magic (2016)

Colin Cunningham: Bjorn

Quotes 

• Julia Wicker : Give me a name. Some other thing like you.

  Bjorn : Hey, that's offensive. I'm a person. I'm a *person*. We're not a club. They're all horrible. Pixies are dicks, the lycans are rapists, and shapeshifters, they all headed west back in the '50s...

• Kady Orloff-Diaz : You Bjorn?

  Bjorn : I asked for blondes.

  Julia Wicker : I heard about you from a girl who got fired from a blood bank on 67th about a year ago. Apparently, she wasn't stealing for herself.

  Bjorn : Tracy sold me out? What'd you give her?

  Julia Wicker : Honestly, 20 bucks. So I don't think that was true love.