Galavant (TV Series)

Do the D'DEW (2016)

Ben Presley: Jester

Quotes 

• [Madalena removes her crown and approaches Isabella with rage in her eyes] 

  Jester : Yes! Catfight!

  Gareth : Finally! I've been waiting two seasons for this!

• Jester : [walking through the Valencian camp]  Flag of Truce! Nothing to worry about! Guaranteed safe passage! Super poor form to kill us!

  Isabella : Will you stop it? You're making us look like tools.

  Jester : We *are* tools. Tools that will be used to make the Valencian swords dull with murder!

  [pause] 

  Jester : Sorry. When I'm nervous, my jokes get kind of weird.

• [rapping] 

  Madalena : I'm thinner, cooler, clearly much crueler. And check out the bling - I'm your kingdom's new ruler!

  Gareth : Boom!

  Madalena : Got a jeweler to pimp out your crown.

  Isabella : The serf may be up, but I'm taking you down.

  Jester : Ooh, yeah!

  Isabella : Enough pleasantry. You're queen presently, but, hon, you're just one of the peasantry! Kosher as bacon and fakin' the funk. You'll just have to deal.

  Madalena : Oh, I'll deal with you, punk!

• Isabella : We'll be fine. I'm sure we can't defeat the Valencians with my cousin's toy army but terms of surrender are always offered before a battle. Easy peasy pudding and pie.

  Jester : We're gonna pudding and die!