- Sol Bergstein: [viewing one of Frankie's paintings] You can see the rage toward me in every brush stroke. Notice the bold use of yellow? That's because I hate mustard.
- Frankie Bergstein: Can I go home and put on my pajamas?
- Grace Hanson: Can I go home and put on my noose?
- Brianna Hanson: This is the poncho that Frankie made for me. I love it. Love it so hard.
- Frankie Bergstein: Yeah, well you're wearing it backwards. And truthfully, you don't have the body for it.
- Brianna Hanson: Frankie, I'm trying here.
- Frankie Bergstein: We have a relationship to repair. We can't just throw yarn at it.
- Brianna Hanson: [at Frankie's art opening] We are just celebrating the fact that I'm going to buy one of your paintings.
- Frankie Bergstein: Oh, really? Which one spoke to you?
- Brianna Hanson: The second least expensive one.
- Frankie Bergstein: Uh-huh.
- Mallory Hanson: And Mitch is so sad he's missing this, he said to get one to bring home.
- Frankie Bergstein: Oh, cut the crap, you two. Nobody's buying any paintings. I don't mean "nobody," I mean you people. No family can buy art. I don't want any part of your pity ponchos or your pity purchases. If you love a piece, I will give it to you free of charge. And "free of charge" does not include delivery.