What do you get when you mix Super Fly, 50s B movies, occult films from the 70s, and a cool Chevelle???? Well, this!!!!! Yeah, it's that bizarre. It's kinda like watching an underground comic. Is it cheesy? DEAR GOD YEAH!!!!! Is it worth giving it a shot? MOST DEFINITELY!!!!! It's fun on a lot of levels! Sure it has problems but for 35 grand it's a solid flick. Not everyone's going to dig it baby but the world needs squares too.
7 Reviews
Cinema Snob Fans, Rejoice!
sidekickllb26 October 2019
If you are a The Cinema Snob Movie fan, and ever wondered what would have happened if Craig Golightly had directed Bright, and cast Black Angus in Will Smith's part ... here ya go. This movie is gloriously bad. Loved it!
A Diabolical Supernatural Cult
nogodnomasters30 June 2017
Warning: Spoilers
Jimmy Chevelle (Jawara Duncan) is a top secret diabolical supernatural hunter in Camaroville. He encounters various monsters while hunting down the Knights of Chaos poised on resurrecting a demon.
The film was shot on green screen so they managed to create a wonderful surreal background. The campy monsters were fairy decent, except for that first one which look liked awkward rubber extensions.The plot was blah. The music was hit and miss and played too loud in some of the scenes.The acting was campy by design, but where the filmed failed was dialogue. There were zero clever lines that caught my attention. Instead it was attempts at being funny that failed. Perhaps a younger audience would enjoy this film. It is a shame that they wasted all the effort on a bad script with a director that didn't seem to know what he was doing.
Guide: F-word. Plenty of topless dancers.
The film was shot on green screen so they managed to create a wonderful surreal background. The campy monsters were fairy decent, except for that first one which look liked awkward rubber extensions.The plot was blah. The music was hit and miss and played too loud in some of the scenes.The acting was campy by design, but where the filmed failed was dialogue. There were zero clever lines that caught my attention. Instead it was attempts at being funny that failed. Perhaps a younger audience would enjoy this film. It is a shame that they wasted all the effort on a bad script with a director that didn't seem to know what he was doing.
Guide: F-word. Plenty of topless dancers.
All Other Reviews Are Lying
jazathapus8 July 2017
Warning: Spoilers
This movie is a total piece of crap. All the other reviewers are lying because they had a part in making it.
Every person involved this trash should be deeply ashamed. If I helped get this movie made, I would cry myself to sleep each night and engage in various forms of self mutilation each morning.
Don't believe anything that other guy said. He must have worked on the film. Everything he wrote is a total lie. This movie is worthless.
If you like it, you're stupid. It's not even so good it's bad. It's just all bad all the time.
This movie should be used as an enhanced interrogation technique in CIA black sites.
Every person involved this trash should be deeply ashamed. If I helped get this movie made, I would cry myself to sleep each night and engage in various forms of self mutilation each morning.
Don't believe anything that other guy said. He must have worked on the film. Everything he wrote is a total lie. This movie is worthless.
If you like it, you're stupid. It's not even so good it's bad. It's just all bad all the time.
This movie should be used as an enhanced interrogation technique in CIA black sites.
Repetitive--I bailed after 45 minutes
voliveri15 November 2023
I really wanted to like this, but after 45 minutes I found myself checking to see how much longer the movie was. I love the concept--eldritch horror meets blaxploitation--but the plot goes nowhere, and copious amounts of T&A can't save it.
Now I have to come up with 300 more words, which will only waste your time.
I enjoyed the performances. The actors all carry off their roles convincingly. The weird, cartoonish CGI backdrops and mix of cheesy practical effects and digital gunshots works better than it usually does. All of the characters--at least, all of the ones I stayed to see--were likeable.
I can't say much more than that, because I gave up after 45 minutes. Maybe you'll get further along than I did.
Now I have to come up with 300 more words, which will only waste your time.
I enjoyed the performances. The actors all carry off their roles convincingly. The weird, cartoonish CGI backdrops and mix of cheesy practical effects and digital gunshots works better than it usually does. All of the characters--at least, all of the ones I stayed to see--were likeable.
I can't say much more than that, because I gave up after 45 minutes. Maybe you'll get further along than I did.
Green screen genre spoof
Leofwine_draca15 June 2017
Warning: Spoilers
BADASS MONSTER KILLER is an open spoof/homage to the monster movies of old, loaded down with CGI effects and shot on a cheap-looking green screen throughout to allow for a variety of backgrounds. The revenge-style narrative is familiar to any fan of the genre, while the film noir stylistics allow for a visually creative and colourful production. As for the humour, it occasionally hits the mark but it does miss more often than not and I found it all a bit tiresome before long, unlike something such as the masterful KUNG FURY.
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mwood9113 September 2017
From the word GO, this movie offers visuals that are nice, but a little too dark.
Lots of gore and gross-outs take place, but all in a dark, neon lit world.
The editing is way too choppy and the scenes too similar. The only way that you know that you have switched scenes from an dimly neon lit apartment to a dimly neon lit strip club, is the sudden appearance of topless girls and poles. With a little more editing and maybe a voice- over to let you know things like "Then we went down to the Satan's Balls strip club" etc. it would have been more watchable. Lots of potential, but I turned it off.
Lots of gore and gross-outs take place, but all in a dark, neon lit world.
The editing is way too choppy and the scenes too similar. The only way that you know that you have switched scenes from an dimly neon lit apartment to a dimly neon lit strip club, is the sudden appearance of topless girls and poles. With a little more editing and maybe a voice- over to let you know things like "Then we went down to the Satan's Balls strip club" etc. it would have been more watchable. Lots of potential, but I turned it off.
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