Preacher (TV Series)

Call and Response (2016)

Dominic Cooper: Jesse Custer

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• Tulip O'Hare : So what's the plan, Jesse?

  Jesse Custer : The plan is simple: find God.

  Cassidy : Oh, no offense, padre, but I'm right... I'm tired of the God talk now.

  Jesse Custer : I am, too. That's why we gonna go out and actually find God.

  Cassidy : What? Like a... like a road trip? With buckets of guns, sex and drugs, and shady characters dressed in bikinis?

  [glances towards Tulip] 

  Jesse Custer : Yeah, I imagine there'll be a bit of that.

  Cassidy : I'm in. Done.

  Tulip O'Hare : I'm sorry. We're just gonna, like, drive around shooting people, getting wasted and looking for God?

  Cassidy : [laughs]  Oh, I'm so in.

  Tulip O'Hare : And what are you gonna do when you find him?

  Jesse Custer : Well, if God wants our help, we'll help him. If he doesn't, we're gonna kick his ass.

• Tulip O'Hare : Yeah, much better plan. Let's use some guy's hand to call down Heaven on a phone and let some beardy white guy decide.

  Jesse Custer : You don't know he's white.

  Tulip O'Hare : Well he better be or else he'll have even more explaining to do.

  Jesse Custer : So God's a racist too now as well? Is that what you're saying?

• Tulip O'Hare : [Jesse aims gun at man in car trunk]  Stop, Jesse. You're gonna mess my car.

  Jesse Custer : No I'm not. Trash bag will collect the brains.

  Tulip O'Hare : Yeah, but there's - there's still gonna be splatter and the - the bullet's gonna crack my axle.

  Jesse Custer : No, no, no it won't, not if I aim here.

• Jesse Custer : Ready?

  Tulip O'Hare : Do I look ready?

  Jesse Custer : Carlos, what about you? You ready?

  Carlos : [nervously]  I'm... I'm not. Not really.

  Jesse Custer : [smiles]  Tough shit.

• Odin Quincannon : Now, Preacher Custer here argues not only is there a God, he's going to call him down, right into this room, and we're all gonna talk to him. Ain't that right, Preacher Custer?

  Jesse Custer : Something like that.

  Odin Quincannon : What I say, my position in all of this is, that Preacher Custer, like every single preacher, priest, and holy man since the dawn of time, is full of shit. The only true God, the only real God, is the God of Meat.

• Tulip O'Hare : So, what's the plan, Jesse?

  Jesse Custer : The plan is simple. Find God.

  Cassidy : Oh, no offense, Padre, but I'm tired of the God talk now.

  Jesse Custer : I am too. That's why we're gonna go out and actually find God.

  Cassidy : What? Like a... Like a road trip? With buckets of guns, sex and drugs and shady characters dressed in bikinis?

  Jesse Custer : Yeah, I imagine there'll be a bit of that.

  Cassidy : I'm in. Done.

  Tulip O'Hare : I'm sorry. We're just gonna, like, drive around shooting people, getting wasted and looking for God?

  Cassidy : I am so in.

  Tulip O'Hare : And what are you gonna do when you find him?

  Jesse Custer : Well, if God wants our help, we'll help him. If he doesn't, we're gonna kick his ass.

  Tulip O'Hare : Huh. All right, bitches. Let's go.