Ash vs Evil Dead (TV Series)
Ashy Slashy (2016)
Dana DeLorenzo: Kelly Maxwell
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Quotes
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Ashy-Slashy : Peek-a-boo!
Kelly Maxwell : What the fuck?
Ashy-Slashy : Wanna play?
Kelly Maxwell : No. Ah, why am I talking to a Muppet?
Ashy-Slashy : [gasps] Muppet? Uh, well, you're awfully judgmental for a...
Kelly Maxwell : Hey! For a what? What were you gonna say, you little motherfuck? Sack up. What were you gonna say?
Ashy-Slashy : Wow, check out the potty mouth on you. You really are... filthy.
Kelly Maxwell : And fine. Yeah, heard that one before, pervert.
Ashy-Slashy : Girl, you're the one with your handle all up in my puppet pooper. You want me to return the favor?
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Ashy-Slashy : I'm sorry I'm gonna have to kill you, but I think we've learned a lot today.
Kelly Maxwell : Yeah. Always bring a gun to a puppet fight.
[blows Ashy-Slashy's head off]
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Kelly Maxwell : All right, if we actually do find him, no one can tell him it was because of that stupid pet tracker. He'll never let us forget it.
Pablo Simon Bolivar : Come on guys, let's go save the world. Can I get a Ghost Beaters!
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Kelly Maxwell : You okay?
Pablo Simon Bolivar : No, I'm not. I got a really bad feeling about this.
Kelly Maxwell : Really, because I haven't had a good feeling since we met Ash, and his stupid book.
Pablo Simon Bolivar : Exactly. The Book of the Dead never let's anybody off easy. It's like Ash said, everyone around him gets... dead. And now I am the book, and I may never be okay with myself if something bad...
Kelly Maxwell : Hey. Where'd my powerful vagina go? Huh? Pablo, it's gonna be a piece of cake, all right? We'll find Ash, you'll take out that Goth demon.
Pablo Simon Bolivar : And then back to Jacksonville.
Kelly Maxwell : Mmm, maybe not Jacksonville. But listen, you take care of this, I'll even make sure Ash gets the first round.
Pablo Simon Bolivar : [scoffs] Yeah, right.
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[Lacey kills a security guard with a walkie-talkie]
Lacey Emery : Look, Daddy! A unicorn! Magic is real!
Kelly Maxwell : Abracadabra!
