iZombie (TV Series)

Abra Cadaver (2015)

Aly Michalka: Peyton Charles

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Quotes 

• [Peyton talks to Ravi and Major about women not being too needy] 

  Peyton Charles : Let's get it all out in the open, Man-Things. What about Liv? She's not glomming onto you, is she? She's not cramping your style? She's not being too needy?

  Major Lilywhite : No. It's all good. Real good.

  Major Lilywhite : [Peyton and Ravi remain quiet]  I mean, today she left me a voice-mail about how drowning would be a beautiful way to die, but otherwise, you know, same old Liv.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Ah, yeah, uh, she's rolling hard on a death-obsessed magician. It will pass. She just needs to eat someone else's brain.

  Major Lilywhite : Is that all?

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Mm-hmm.

• [Major asks Ravi and Peyton for Zombie-Liv advice] 

  Major Lilywhite : Question. Since the two of you have really experienced zombie Liv first-hand, how extreme do her personality swings get?

  Ravi Chakrabarti : She can be a bit mercurial. But most of the time I enjoy the variety. Of course, I don't have to date her.

  Peyton Charles : There was the time her eyes turned red and she killed someone. I'm thinking that was probably a one-off.

  Major Lilywhite : A one-off. That's good.

• [Blaine gives Peyton his phone number or at least thinks he does] 

  Blaine DeBeers : Here, take this.

  Peyton Charles : [Peyton looks at the card]  A free car wash?

  Blaine DeBeers : Whoops, wrong card. I don't think our relationship is quite at that level yet.

• [Peyton tells Ravi maybe it's a bad idea she moved in after Ravi tries to kiss her] 

  Peyton Charles : Aren't you seeing Steph?

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Well, I, uh, I ended it.

  Peyton Charles : Maybe this was a bad idea, moving in.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : No, no, no, no, no, no, stay. I'm an idiot. Maybe I've been drinking? No, it's just the idiocy.

• [Ravi asks Peyton for girlfriend advice] 

  Ravi Chakrabarti : You know Steph, the woman I'm kind of seeing?

  Peyton Charles : 'Kind of seeing.' Yeah. Women love when you use qualifiers like that.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : I like her, it's... My question is, look, she just changed her Facebook status to 'In a relationship.'

  Peyton Charles : And that freaked you out. Look, I change my status to 'In a relationship' all the time, just to get dudes to leave me alone.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Yeah. Okay. I can see that.

• [Ravi tells Peyton that him and his girlfriend Steph are planning to celebrate Guy Fawkes Day together] 

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Well, she's just getting a bit intense, you know, okay... I mean, she told me we're celebrating Guy Fawkes Day tomorrow. I didn't have the heart to tell her it was a few weeks ago.

  Peyton Charles : [Peyton chuckles]  Guy Fawkes Day, huh? Yeah... she's definitely going to propose.