iZombie (TV Series)

Abra Cadaver (2015)

David Anders: Blaine DeBeers

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Quotes 

• [magician-brain Liv stands in the morgue over Syd Wicked's dead body while surrounded by candles] 

  Olivia Moore : Well, would you look at that? The death card. The 13th trump in the Tarot. A fitting reminder that no matter how clever a path we run, the Reaper always takes his bounty.

  Blaine DeBeers : [Blaine walks into the morgue]  Did you eat Edgar Allen Poe?

• [Liv accepts on helping Blaine] 

  Blaine DeBeers : So, what do you say? Team up with me. Stop a zombie killer, maybe save a few lives? Have a few laughs?

  Olivia Moore : I don't think so.

  Blaine DeBeers : Okay, let me put it to you in Liv-speak. Some of these missing zombies have families and are 'nice people.' And more 'nice people' are going to go missing unless you and I do something about it. Look, we know things the FBI doesn't. So we're ahead of the curve. Help me, Zombie-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope.

  Olivia Moore : This doesn't change the fact that you still sicken me.

  Blaine DeBeers : [Blaine smiles]  Wouldn't be me if I didn't.

• [Liv explains the Empress tarot card to Blaine] 

  Blaine DeBeers : [Liv holds the card]  What's that chick's problem?

  Olivia Moore : That's the Empress. She symbolizes fertility and growth in the natural world. Ancients say...

  Blaine DeBeers : Super boring. Sorry I asked.

• [Blaine comments on Liv and him sitting on a stakeout together] 

  Blaine DeBeers : Look at us, on a stakeout. You're like, the stoic by-the-book veteren and I'm the fun guy who...

  Olivia Moore : Who deals drugs and kills homeless teenagers.

  Blaine DeBeers : I was gonna say, 'Doesn't play by the rules,' but sure.

• [Liv and Blaine sit on their stakeout outside Agent Bozzio's house] 

  Olivia Moore : [they see Bozzio and Clive kiss from the front window]  Love is only a delay of death, a tragedy waiting in the wings.

  Blaine DeBeers : [Blaine turns his head to Liv]  You're bumming me out, man.

• [Liv and Blaine break into Agent Bozzio's house while she's at the gym] 

  Olivia Moore : Dale left with her gym bag. I'd say we have about an hour.

  Blaine DeBeers : Uh... I'd say 90 minutes. You don't get that ass in an hour-a-day.

• [Blaine gives Peyton his phone number or at least thinks he does] 

  Blaine DeBeers : Here, take this.

  Peyton Charles : [Peyton looks at the card]  A free car wash?

  Blaine DeBeers : Whoops, wrong card. I don't think our relationship is quite at that level yet.

• [Liv tells Blaine that she can't stand the sight of him] 

  Olivia Moore : Odd, I was under the impression that you knew I couldn't stand the sight of you and yet, here you are.

  Blaine DeBeers : I'm an acquired taste. Like gazpacho or that free U2 album.

• [Blaine pays a visit to Liv asking for her help] 

  Blaine DeBeers : You know those five missing gentlemen in the newspapers, the ones the FBI has seen fit to investigate?

  Olivia Moore : Yeah?

  Blaine DeBeers : Well, three of them were big fans of brains. I know. They were my customers. It seems someone out there is killing Seattle's zombies.

  Olivia Moore : And you're here to warn me? To make sure that I watch my back?

  Blaine DeBeers : Oh, God, no. I'm telling you this because I need your help to stop whoever's killing our living-challenged friends. Not to mention, it's bad for my bottom line. So, what do you say, partner? Should we take justice into our own hands?

  [Blaine holds up the Justice Tarot card] 

• [Liv tries to reject Blaine's request] 

  Olivia Moore : I try not to make a habit of fraternizing with murderers.

  Blaine DeBeers : That's no way to go through life, is it?

• [Liv asks Blaine if he killed the fourth man who walked on the moon] 

  Olivia Moore : You killed the fourth man who walked on the moon?

  Blaine DeBeers : Please, nobody cares about the fourth person to do something.

• [Blaine tells Liv that he knows about the FBI Agent Dale Bozzio on the missing persons case] 

  Blaine DeBeers : Look, I know they brought the FBI in on this missing persons case. Read it in the paper. Been a Sunday subscriber since '07, NBD. Anyway, they got this lady Fed heading up the investigation, Dale Bozzio. Bitching name. One you'd remember. Ring any bells?

  Olivia Moore : Maybe.

• [Blaine reads the FBI files that find his yellow coolers in multiple cases] 

  Blaine DeBeers : 'Found in the home refrigerators of three of the missing persons,' 'identical insulated yellow coolers.' Damn it. We should've gone with the freezer bags. I'm such a slave to aesthetics.