Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (TV Series)
Josh and I Are Good People! (2015)
Vincent Rodriguez III: Josh Chan
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Quotes
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Josh Chan : I know it's not cool to believe in God and stuff, but I do.
Rebecca Bunch : Oh my God, that's like - that's insane! I believe in God too! What are the odds?
Josh Chan : I think a lot of people believe in...
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Rebecca Bunch : Hi! How are you?
Greg Serrano : I'm good. I'd ask how you are but I already know. You're terrible.
Rebecca Bunch : What?
Greg Serrano : She's horrible.
Josh Chan : What are you talking about? What'd she do?
Greg Serrano : What didn't she do?
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Josh Chan : I do other things that are sinful. I've had premarital sex, lots of it. And sometimes I watch adult content and take care of myself, and I don't mean in the vitamins/exercise kind of way.
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Father Brah : I've been meaning to say, thank you so much for the nickname.
Josh Chan : Oh yeah, glad you like it. It was super-easy to come up with. Father Joseph, Father BRO-seph, Father Bro, Father Brah - bam!
Father Brah : I mean, attendance has shot through the roof since you did that, man!
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Josh Chan : Here's my list of sins. I printed it out.
Father Brah : Okay, so you went to the mall and you saw a sexy mannequin and you wanted to have sex with it. And then you saw another sexy mannequin and you wanted to have sex with that one too. And then you saw a sexy girl at the mall, and you wanted her to watch you have sex with two sexy mannequins.
