The Magicians (TV Series)

Homecoming (2016)

Summer Bishil: Margo Hanson

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Quotes 

• Eliot Waugh : Okay, so we're all in agreement. We should ask the lizard man.

  Margo Hanson : What?

  Eliot Waugh : The lizard man over there.

  [Looks at an empty spot in the room] 

  Margo Hanson : Eliot. Honey, what are you on?

  Eliot Waugh : Some pinks, a green, and a tab of something called "chocolate sunshine". I really like the name. Do you like the name?

  [Glass shatters] 

  Eliot Waugh : Uh. Maybe I shouldn't have had that green.

• Alice Quinn : Maybe you should get checked out at the infirmary.

  Eliot Waugh : [laughs]  That's nonsense. Me strong like bull. Let's go on a quest.

  Margo Hanson : You two go talk to Alice's whatever. Eliot, honey, maybe you and I should go upstairs and rest.

  Eliot Waugh : [Stands]  Wait, wait, wait. Are my eyes open or closed right now?

• Margo Hanson : [about the Margolem]  She has a bad habit of walking off, although when she does, it's nice to be reminded I have a great ass.

• Margo Hanson : I brought you to support me while I fight with my ex, not do lines with the golem.

  Eliot Waugh : Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this is how we support each other.

  Margo Hanson : Is there something you want to say to me, Eliot?

  Eliot Waugh : No. What is there to say? I like your golem. Life is a unicorn shitting rainbows of candy.

• Margo Hanson : What do we know about these Neitherlands? I don't remember them from the "Fillory" books.

  Quentin Coldwater : There's not much. In "The Wandering Dune", Jane and Rupert meet this talking dromedary named Cameltoes...

  Eliot Waugh : No. Seriously? Amazing.

  Quentin Coldwater : It was 1943. It wasn't a dirty thing to say back then.

• Professor Lipson : [Examining Eliot]  I can't believe I gave up tickets to "Hamilton" for this.

  Margo Hanson : Um, sorry you have to do your job.

  Professor Lipson : Ugh, story of my life. Anyway, there's nothing wrong with him.

  Margo Hanson : Really? Nothing at all?

  Professor Lipson : Well, he has a massive drug problem, but at least he's medicating,

• Margo's Ex-Boyfriend : I begged you to stay. Margo, I - I needed you. You broke my heart. The only way I could repair it was to create my golem of you.

  Eliot Waugh : A golem of Margo. A Margolem.

  Margo Hanson : You selfish prick! You put my life at risk so you could have a realistic-looking sex doll?

  Margo's Ex-Boyfriend : No, no, no. I - I wanted a relationship. Margo I love you. And sometimes the only thing that we do is spoon and...

  Margo Hanson : [Groans]  You're gross. I'm taking the Margolem, and I'm going to destroy it, and I hope no one ever spoons you again.