iZombie (TV Series)

Love & Basketball (2015)

Leanne Lapp: Gilda

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Quotes 

• [Gilda and Dr. Erving at Max Rager watch a zombie try to pick up a cane] 

  Gilda : It's like watching my mother try to refold a map. The cane is right there. It's right there!

  Dr. Erving : This is what I'm telling you. This is as far as I can go with these mindless shamblers. Now, if we're gonna make any real headway with the Super Max recipe, we need the DNA of a coherent, intelligent, functional zombie. You live with a functional zombie. Can you get me some of her blood?

  Gilda : Are you thinking she keeps a vial of it in her makeup drawer, or are you expecting me to shiv her?

• [Gilda sees Major at the Max Rager gym and questions why he hasn't texted her] 

  Gilda : Good news is you're not dead. Bad news is you have to come up with some other excuse for not responding to my text.

  Major Lilywhite : Yeah, well, I didn't get it until this morning. But it did make my heart flutter. 'U, up?' You stole my heart in those three characters.

  Gilda : Whatever. You have to earn me spelling words out in their entirety.

• [Gilda asks Major how many zombie removals he'll have this week] 

  Gilda : So, how many zombies removals can I put you down for this week?

  Major Lilywhite : I don't know. How many people are you going to murder this week?

  Gilda : Not people. Zombies. How about we shoot for two. Go big or go home, I say.

• [Gilda and Liv talk about Gilda's hot guy at work, also known as Major] 

  Olivia Moore : Whatever happened to Magic Mike, that super-hot guy you hired?

  Gilda : Let's just say he's done some quality work underneath me.

• [Gilda and Liv talk about Gilda's reasons for not coming home at night] 

  Olivia Moore : [Liv hints towards sex]  So, those nights you didn't come home...

  Gilda : I'm loud. Seriously, I sound like a cartoon character being murdered. I wouldn't want to put you through it. And what about you? It's like a convent up in here.