iZombie (TV Series)
Love & Basketball (2015)
Rose McIver: Olivia Moore
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Quotes
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[Liv tells Major that the two of them can no longer kiss]
Olivia Moore : That's it. Kissing moratorium until we're sure I just didn't turn you into a zombie.
Major Lilywhite : So, we're going the Pretty Woman no-kissing-on-the-mouth route. I'm down!
Olivia Moore : Oh, my god. Horny boys are the worst. When all your blood returns to the normal locations in your body, you're gonna care whether that make-out session has left you living or living dead.
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[Liv gives Major a speech about getting back up]
Olivia Moore : I'm going to remind you something, son. Something you already know. The world ain't all Dilly Bars and debutante balls. The world throws wicked punches. It wants to see who goes down easy. Some people stay down on the mat. Not you, though. You were an undersized walk-on free safety at U-Dub. Three years later you were a starter. It takes a tough, get-back-off-the-mat son-of-a-bitch to do that. But that ain't what impressed me. I fell in love with the guy who could've cashed in on his looks, his connections, his notoriety. But instead, he said, I've been blessed, and I want to give back. I'm going to be a social worker. 'I'm going to be the guy who gets others back up.' I know you've taken some haymakers lately. I know that this time it's harder to get back up than it's ever been. But you're Major mother-flippen Lilywhite, and you don't quit.
Major Lilywhite : [Major says with a smile] God, you're so weird.
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[the kids report to Liv and Clive about who they suspect killed their basketball coach]
Grieving Son : Who chokes someone at basketball practice?
Olivia Moore : Well, Latrell Sprewell does. A Knick, wasn't he?
Clive Babineaux : Not at the time.
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[Major tells Liv he wants to get back together with her]
Major Lilywhite : Liv, I don't want to do this anymore.
Olivia Moore : Do what?
Major Lilywhite : Pretend I'm okay just being your friend. I want more. I want us to be together again.
Olivia Moore : Major, nothing has changed. I still...
Major Lilywhite : I know all the risks, and the reasons it can't work. But I don't care. I'm a better man with you in my life. Can we give it another shot?
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[first lines]
Olivia Moore : [Liv and Major make out inside her doorway] What are we doing?
Major Lilywhite : Well, it's hard to put a label on it just yet. But I'll get back to you in a minute.
Olivia Moore : We should stop. We don't know enough about how the zombie is transferred. All this kissing.
Major Lilywhite : [Major and Liv keep kissing] I've been kissed by Blonde Liv before. Still human.
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[Liv asks Major if he's been brushing his teeth hard in case of any open sores]
Olivia Moore : How hard have you been brushing your teeth.
Major Lilywhite : [Major wanting to keep kissing Liv] So hard.
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[Liv wakes up Major by checking his blood pressure]
Olivia Moore : [Major hears the blood pressure pump] How are you feeling?
Major Lilywhite : Great. Who doesn't enjoy waking up to a beautiful girl cutting off his circulation?
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[Major makes a joke with Liv to stop her from thinking he's a zombie]
Olivia Moore : Do you know what I keep asking myself?
Major Lilywhite : Why? Why didn't the Seahawks just give the ball to Marshawn?
Olivia Moore : How stupid we must be?
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[Liv tells Major him and her have no future as a couple]
Olivia Moore : Unless there's a cure, we have no future as a couple.
Major Lilywhite : You sure about that?
Olivia Moore : Well, think about it. You've always wanted kids. That could never happen. No sex. Clearly, not ready to write that off.
Major Lilywhite : I seem to recall a couple items on the menu that don't involve exchanging fluids.
Olivia Moore : I could be holding your arm, walking down an icy sidewalk. I slip, I reach out for you, I scratch you, instant zombie.
Major Lilywhite : [Major leans to Liv] So far, to me, it sounds like all of our problems could be solved with condoms and rock salt.
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[Clive goes over the crime scene of Mike Hayden as Liv and Ravi talk sarcastically]
Olivia Moore : So, what? He turned off the cameras so his killer couldn't be identified? Think how easy it would be if there was video footage.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Yeah. And the killer could've been wearing a T-shirt that inexplicably has his name and address written across his chest.
Olivia Moore : And the address was, like, right next to the police station.
Ravi Chakrabarti : And the killer's just waiting calmly, already in handcuffs, just, sort of, reciting his Miranda rights to himself.
Olivia Moore : That would be so great! Now what're we gonna do?
Clive Babineaux : [Clive hesitates] I guess we earn our paychecks.
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[Liv wonders what a night watchmen's brain will show her]
Olivia Moore : Night watchmen brain. Wonder what fresh hell this is going to be.
Ravi Chakrabarti : In cricket, a night watchmen is a low-order batsman moved up in an effort to maintain the strike till the end...
Ravi Chakrabarti : [Liv turns on the bone saw] Funny girl.
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[Liv scrambles eggs, slices open a brain, fries it, to fold it in-between an egg omelet]
Olivia Moore : [Liv talks with her mouth full] Mmm. Oh, my God.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Nothing more primal than a zombie craving brains.
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[Liv questions Clive about being a Knicks fan after spotting his New York Knicks mug]
Olivia Moore : You're a Knicks fan?
Clive Babineaux : Yes. I've had this mug as long as you've known me. You're just now realizing I'm a fan.
Olivia Moore : I'm just impressed you broadcast it. Nice job using your lottery pick this year on Kristaps Porzingis.
Olivia Moore : [Liv coughs] Darko Milicic.
Clive Babineaux : We're really talking about basketball now? I caught you trying to put paperclips in here a couple week ago. You thought it was for knick-knacks.
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[Liv tells Major that they can watch the movie Hoosiers together]
Olivia Moore : We can watch Hoosiers.
Major Lilywhite : After all these years? You've always refused before.
Olivia Moore : [Liv smiles] Well, back then, I was worried that seeing you cry over fictional sports would adversely affect my sexual desire for you. But that's not an issue anymore, friend.
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[Liv takes Major to basketball practice when he sees a group of kids on the court]
Major Lilywhite : Liv, what are we doing here?
Olivia Moore : You mean, with this ragtag group of disadvantaged kids who tragically lost their coach a few days ago? Oh, did I forget to mention they'd be here?
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[Gilda and Liv talk about Gilda's hot guy at work, also known as Major]
Olivia Moore : Whatever happened to Magic Mike, that super-hot guy you hired?
Gilda : Let's just say he's done some quality work underneath me.
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[Gilda and Liv talk about Gilda's reasons for not coming home at night]
Olivia Moore : [Liv hints towards sex] So, those nights you didn't come home...
Gilda : I'm loud. Seriously, I sound like a cartoon character being murdered. I wouldn't want to put you through it. And what about you? It's like a convent up in here.
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[Liv takes over to coach Major's basketball team during practice]
Olivia Moore : [Liv blows the whistle] Huddle up! Here's what's going to happen, gentlemen. You're going to pick it up. I want to see ball movement, proper screens, hard cuts to the hole. And if I don't, I'm going to run you like dogs.
Olivia Moore : [the kids laugh, as we see them running on the court next] Let's go, ladies! Hustle! I tried to warn you, you want to dance, you got to pay the band.
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[Liv tells Ravi she wants to name the test subject rats after the Boston Celtics players]
Olivia Moore : As the ranking zombie on-site, shouldn't I get veto-power over their names? I'm kind of over your whole Star Wars theme. Why don't we name these guys after the '86 Celtics?
Ravi Chakrabarti : As in Celtic F.C., from Glasgow?
Olivia Moore : As in Boston Celtics. Bird, Mchale, Parrish.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Then, no. I don't have the foggiest idea who those guys are. And neither will you in a few days. We'll just be standing here trying to remember why we're calling a rat Bird.
Ravi Chakrabarti : [Ravi talks down to one of the rats, Ravi then smacks his lips] Isn't that right Boba Ratt?
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[Clive interrogates Harry Cole with Liv pacing back and forth behind him]
Clive Babineaux : Let me tell you what it looks like, Harry. You have a gambling problem. Racked up debts you couldn't pay. Telly was sent to break some bones, or worse, but Telly brought a hammer to a bat fight.
Olivia Moore : [Liv whispers in Clive's ear] Nice touch, Clive. You got this.
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[Harry Cole admits that he didn't kill Telly Levins]
Harry Cole : We have a guy who works at our firm, a fixer. He cleans up messes like this. He told me to wipe down the bat and everything else with bleach.
Olivia Moore : But you forgot the blinds.
Harry Cole : I was working fast.
Olivia Moore : 'Be quick, but don't hurry' John Wooden said that.
